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March 31, 2005

The DLC on Tom DeLay

Why people keep saying the DLC is a Republican front group is beyond me. Here are some clips from their update today:

So let's examine some of the leftist conspirators who are concerned about DeLay's behavior, and what it says about the GOP-controlled Congress:

For starters, there's us. We have long argued that DeLay's modus operandi, focused on a crude play-for-pay approach to lobbyists interested in legislation, and including the most savagely partisan management of the House since the Gilded Age, is a disgrace, even if it turns out he has simply violated Congress' toothless ethics rules rather than any actual criminal statutes. Somehow or other we have reached this conclusion without receiving any advice, instruction, or donations from Mr. Soros, and few of our friends or critics would do anything but laugh at the idea that the DLC is some sort of "leftist" front organization.

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For their part, Democrats need to remember this controversy is not simply about Tom DeLay. The real goal is stopping the pattern of partisan and ethical abuses he represents. As even Republicans are beginning to say, DeLay's real significance is his role in the degeneration of key leaders of the conservative movement into a power-hungry cabal that has avidly pursued the maximum use of government to reward Republican constituency groups, to entrench wealth and privilege at the expense of the national interest, and to perpetuate their power as far into the future as possible.

No complaints from me.

March 29, 2005

MSNBC gets shouted down on Schiavo case

I love it when gross media distortions get called on. Thanks to Media Matters for America, the awesome DC firm I turned down to go off to Kentucky.

CRANFORD: Can I tell you why? Because I have done this 25 to 50 times. I don't know how many times Joe has done it, but I've done it 25 to 50 times in similar situations. And they die within 10 to 14 days.
Nancy Cruzan did not die in six days [as guest Patrick Mahoney of the Christian Defense Coalition suggested earlier in the program]. She died in 11 days, 11.5 hours. And Terri Schiavo will die within 10 to 14 days. And they are dying of dehydration, not starvation. And that's just a lie. And Joe doesn't have any idea what he is talking about. And you don't have any idea what you're talking about.

Okay, that was just my favorite part. Follow the link for the whole thing.

March 27, 2005

Super Happy Fun Ball

In case you were looking for it. From Saturday Night Live, and faqs.org:


(kids)
It's Happy!
It's Fun!
It's Happy Fun Ball!

(announcer)
Yes, it's Happy Fun Ball,
the toy sensation
that's sweeping the nation.
Only 14.95 at participating stores!

Get one Today

(background voice)
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid
prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture
should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

* Itching

* Vertigo

* Dizziness

* Tingling in extremities

* Loss of balance or coordination

* Slurred speech

* Temporary blindness

* Profuse Sweating

or

* Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter
and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container
and kept under refrigeration.

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products
Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of
any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which
fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is
also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

(announcer)
Happy Fun Ball! Accept no substitutes!

March 26, 2005

The Office

aight, I just downloaded the first episode of the american version of
the office from bittorrent, and I am shockingly impressed. I mean,
this isn't season 5 simpsons or anything, but they keep the spirit of
the british version much much more than I expected. here are my quick
thoughts:

1. STEVE CARELL is awesome as the Joker. actually, they took out the
David Brent character and Steve Carell plays an entirely new boss. he
is hilarious.

2. better theme music.

3. the first episode is scene-by-scene the same as the british
version, which almost left it not american enough.

4. the Tim and Dawn characters are both great; Tim is the character
who the guy now playing Arthur Dent played in the british version.
make sense? anyway, with Tim especially the similarities are
striking.

in conclusion, download it for yourself or find some way to get me to
send you the 170MB file.

March 23, 2005

How to Throw a Good Party

As somebody who can say that the best party I've ever attended is one I've thrown myself, I'm only too happy to link to a series of great posts on how to throw a great party. I have no idea who this blogger is, but it's good stuff.

How to Throw a Good Party, Volume 1

How to Throw a Good Party, Volume 2

How to Throw a Good Party, Volume 3

My fantasy baseball team

Automatic draft, I was out singing karaoke. ("When Doves Cry" and Matchbox 20's "Long Day".) This is the order in which they were picked:

Vladimir Guerrero
Adrian Beltre
Juan Pierre
Aubrey Huff
Hank Blalock
Bret Boone
Jake Peavy
World Champion Orlando Cabrera
Jason Isringhausen
Mike Mussina
Paul Konerko
Troy Percival
Danny Graves
Jose Mesa
Tony Fucking Womack
Lew Ford (the first guy I had to look up)
Brandon Webb (the next)
Future Senator Al Leiter (R-NJ - watch out, Frank Lautenberg!)
Luis Gonzalez (the good one)
A.J. Pierzynski
John Thomson
Ryan Freel
Rafael Palmeiro
Kenny Rogers

What the hell, I'll take 'em.

Update: Isringhausen, Percival, Graves and Mesa are all closers, so I traded Graves to Harrison's team for Pittsburgh outfielder Jason Bay. Smooth move? Only time and the commenting section will tell.