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May 30, 2005

OK, so apparently you do bite the hand that feeds

Hey, so it turns out Trent Reznor is a liberal! Good for him. We discover this crucial fact because Nine Inch Nails wanted to perform "The Hand That Feeds" at the MTV Movie Awards in front of an image of George Bush. Given that the Los Angeles Times described the song as "a warning against blind acceptance of authority," MTV said thanks but no thanks.

So now the sparks fly: the band is upset, they're quitting the show, and woe to those who underestimate the online petition. While Trent did get off a good line, "Apparently, the image of our president is as offensive to MTV as it is to me," he's either doing this for publicity or, amusingly enough, he's biting the hand that feeds.

In this politically charged climate, I think it's important to remember that politics is inherently divisive, and pretty much everything else in life seeks to bring us together. The MTV Music Awards are a great example: everyone loves music, everyone loves movies, everyone loves to have a good time. The minute you start telling people they're better or worse for supporting a candidate or ideology, you're splitting up your fanbase. Sorry Trent, you have Republican fans.

You could still argue that it's Nine Inch Nails' performance and they should be allowed to perform how they want anyway, but then again, it's an MTV-produced show on MTV programming. So given that it's a gray area, kudos to MTV for putting its foot down. Nine Inch Nails can attribute its success to a music industry so conditioned to help stars rise, and by attempting a with-us-or-against-us strategy among their own fans, they really are biting the hand that feeds. Didn't they pay attention to their own song? Lest anyone think I'm a closet conservative here, the same thing happened last year when Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon were planning to go up to the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown for a 15th-anniversary celebration of Bull Durham. Unfortunately, Hall of Fame president and HoFer at life Dale Petrosky banned the two from showing up on account of how unbelievably liberal they both are. It's a dumb move no matter what party's being attacked. If you're in a public setting for apolitical reasons, give it some real good thought before you force your fans and observers to make unreasonable and unrelated choices if they want to be with you. Does anyone think that's really what America is about?

Book Report: Deadlines Past: Forty Years of Presidential Campaigning: A Reporter's Story

I have a bias against reporters. In my professional life to date, I have run into some of the most talented and dedicated reporters I could imagine: people who fact-checked, held your feet to the fire and ultimately gave you a fair shot. People like those are a tribute to the profession and the freedoms they're afforded in the Constitution. Those are folks I like.

Then there's everybody else. The conduct of reporters on my last two campaigns have often left me genuinely appalled. I've written before on the blog about how uninformed reporters can be, even as they spout off on news-talk shows with utter confidence in their simply incorrect beliefs. What's truly stunning, though, is how many of them never even try. Last year in Kentucky, what I saw really confirmed the stereotype of political reporters: a lot of the news organizations (mostly TV) just never showed up if you were holding a substantive event like a jobs plan, and if they did show up, all their questions were on process and attack politics. Show a whiff of scandal, on the other hand, and they're on you like bias on Fox News. (I'm thinking specifically of the time I got one of our policy positions wrong on a questionnaire. I had to go on TV and get out of it the day after we did our health care launch and nobody came.) True, the local print and NPR reporters were generally great, but I have ten stories just like that about the extent to which the press misuses the public trust.

It's not much better on the national scene, either. I remember seeing the coverage of some Democratic debate around October 2003, and I was wondering why the pundits in the studio kept talking as if they knew so much less than I did. Granted, I was basically poring over the news as my job, but in a few months I found out whence my superior knowledge: a lot of reporters just didn't do the job. In the throes of Iowa caucus season, there were Hotline-ish insider-journalism stories detailing how hilarious it was that national reporters stayed in the Hotel Fort Des Moines lobby, because it was just too darned cold to go outside. Because of this attitude, all they did was ask each other about the hot rumors du jour while the actual campaign raged (and changed dramatically) in towns just a half-hour from the city. How they can keep their jobs after that kind of abandonment is beyond me.

So I'm not that inclined to love the professionalism of journalism. It's funny, actually, I think journalists and political operatives both tend to think of the other as having an inferior job. Journalists think of themselves as seeking the truth while campaign staffers seek to obscure it, and campaign operatives think of themselves as trying to change the world while journalists lamely sit and watch. It's not necessarily a healthy relationship. In truth it's the person, not the job, who's good or bad, but in weaker moments this is what gets brought up during fights.

So when I see the title of Walter Mears' Deadlines Past: Forty Years of Campaigning: A Reporter's Story, I snicker, "Who cares about a reporter's story? All they can do is talk about somebody else." This is true: thankfully, Mears writes about his impressions of the eleven presidential campaigns he's covered, and keeps the Walter Mears discussion to a few casual asides. Still, journalists' memoirs are usually not that great. It's admirable that a reporter give us just the facts in a news story, but that same trait tends to make their memoirs inconsequential. I read the autobiography of notably well connected sports journalist Dick Schaap a while ago, and Schaap never really gives you a compelling reason to care about the book. He just piles on the anecdotes and hopes the reader doesn't mind. With Mears, the same is true: if you care about politics, you'll relish the trip down memory lane with someone who was paying better attention than you were. If you're not interested in the minutiae, you won't find a whole lot that's compelling. At least Schaap's book had a conclusion; here's the last paragraph of Mears:


With that final story it was time for me to go. I'd had a front row seat on national politics for forty years. It was exhilarating, exhausting, satisfying, tense, frustrating, and fun - my ticket to see, hear, and write about winners and losers, flaws and failings, in the imperfect American way of nominating and electing presidents.

Really? That's it? Given that that paragraph could just have easily appeared on the inside front jacket, Mears apparently had no interest in taking the reader anywhere except through his old notebooks. When your ending reeks of "Honey, I'm done with the book, but I have no idea what to put at the end," it's worth revisiting why you're writing in the first place.

So it is what it is: the ebb and flow of the careers of other people. I personally like this stuff, so I enjoyed reading it, but I can't imagine anyone uninterested in politics being glad they read it. Even the structure is a little off-putting; devoting a chapter to each election probably makes the most sense, but it leaves important stories without a natural setting. (Where do you put Watergate? With McGoverrn or Carter?) Essentially, this is the political version of watching someone else's slides from Bermuda: you know a little more about what the trip was like, but in the back of your mind you're not sure what was the point.

Still, Mears isn't a bad guy. He freely admits that reporters always think they could do a better job than the candidates they cover, yet the journalists who run themselves rarely justify the assumption. While you can tell, more or less, that Mears is a Democrat, he never says so explicitly and gives a pretty fair shake to all the candidates. In fact, he helped cure me of one of my biggest complaints about reporters, namely the rank hypocrisy. A reporter asking a candidate why he's stonewalling on releasing potentially damaging documents will turn around two weeks later and ask him why he released such damaging documents. There are, of course, still jerks in reporting, and I don't mean to absolve those idiot columnists whose sage advice contradicts itself from week to week. Still, Mears offers a much better sense of the journalistic mentality. The questions sound accusatory because they have to provoke to get an answer. The journalist usually neither knows nor cares what the answers are, but it's his job to get an answer, and that's all he wants. In retrospect it should have been obvious, but now it'll be much easier for me to exclude journalists from those who have to be responsible enough to be consistent. They have a job to do, nothing else.

Unfortunately, Mears is still prone to making the same mistakes as most reporters. Like all national journalists, Mears has an annoying tendency to make blunt statements, the real story he couldn't tell you in the papers, even though he's usually wrong. When it's someone like Humphrey, I have no way to judge for myself, but I do know a fair amount about Bill Clinton's presidency, so there the errors and assumptions became annoying. Further, he has the annoying journalistic habit of focusing more on new material than on importance. Say you're a candidate who unveils a health care plan, and goes on the road to support it. Most reporters these days will report on the substance of the first health care event, and spend subsequent events waiting for the candidate to do something different. I suspect this mentality comes from two sources. First, there aren't many forms of competition between news organizations, so they're all driven to find new material and get it out first. Second, I'm pretty sure they teach you early in journalism school that "dog bites man" isn't a story, and "man bites dog" is a story. So if a candidate says something a little wild in a post-health care event press conference, that becomes the story, and any readers who don't know about the candidate's health care plan find out exactly nothing. This is why I wish journalists would consider "dog bites man" a story if the man, the dog, or the bite were important enough. In any event, Mears isn't doing himself any favors by assuming this is acceptable behavior.

So, in the interest of journalistic fairness, I'll conclude with one useful correction and one amusing anecdote. First, the correction: Mears says "While Dole was trying to transform himself, Clinton already had, adopting an old-fashioned strategy with a newfangled name: triangulation. ... Triangulation meant blaming the Republicans on the right when things went wrong, scorning Democrats on the left, planting Clinton back in the middle."

Triangulation was not old-fashioned, it certainly wasn't a blunt centrism, and it was more policy than politics. Back in reality, triangulation is the process of solving the other side's problems with your side's solutions to convey a sense of effectiveness and bipartisanship. The best example for Clinton is probably crime: Republicans had railed about liberals being weak on crime for years, without much in the way of a Democratic response. Clinton became the first national Democrat to focus on crime as a problem, but instead of the standard Republican solution (tougher sentences) he went with a more Democratic solution (more cops on the street). Clinton's triangulation appealed to liberals because he was using the power of government for good, to conservatives because he was solving one of their pet peeves, and to moderates because he looked like he was abandoning politics for the good of the country. And it's not just Clinton who did this: when George W. Bush decided to take on education by emphasizing accountability, that's triangulation too. He took a Democratic problem and solved it (I know, but bear with me here) and he used a Republican strategy. Sure, blunt centrism is easier to get your head around, but triangulation isn't that hard to understand either. I don't know why reporters don't get this.

So here's my favorite anecdote from the book:


While Goldwater campaigned by chartered jet, sometimes taking the controls himself against federal aviation rules, his running mate, a little-noted congressman named William E. Miller, traveled by turbo-prop, which took longer and gave him more time to play cards. Goldwater said he picked Miller, an upstate New York representative who had been party chairman, because the man drove Johnson nuts. That wasn't the case in 1964, when the LBJ Democrats welcomed the nomination of a candidate so anonymous then and later that he wound up appearing in American Express commercials about the power of the card even in the hands of the obscure.

The Miller campaign became a nonstop card game. The plane would taxi to a stop and he'd tell the aides and reporters in the game to put the cards down while he went to make his speech. When he got back they would pick up the hands and resume the game. One stop was in Phoenix, where he met with Goldwater at the airport, returned to the cards, and said, "Poor guy thinks he's going to win." Late in the campaign, a reporter offered him long odds on a bet for the Republican ticket. "I may be a gambler, but I'm not crazy enough to bet on this election," Miller said.


So if you're looking for stories like these, and you don't mind an RNC chair being referred to as anonymous, Walter Mears is your man. If you're looking for solid, accurate, insightful and good-looking commentary, stick with me.

Photo of the Day

To follow up on the previous post, here's a photo you like to see: Terry Francona taking David Wells out in the ninth inning, a return to form for a pitcher who'd been going a lot less than nine innings these days. Great stuff.

More External Verification

Avid Terry fans have known for some time that I can usually convince someone that Yankees shortstop, captain, and intangibles leader Derek Jeter is a shithead in the span of one randomly selected at-bat. Recently, I've taken to noticing that Jeter overreacts to pitches to try to sway the ump's call: if the ball's on the outside corner, Jeter leans forward, as if the ball were so outside he's just about to fall right over. Similarly, if the ball's on the inside corner of the plate, Jeter stumbles back as if the damn thing almost hit him.

Turns out I'm not the only one who feels this way. ESPN's story on the Sox' 7-2 win over the Yankees last night carries this gem:


Derek Jeter is still serving as live target practice.

The shortstop was hit by Matt Clement on Saturday, making it three times he's been beaned by Red Sox pitchers this year. Jeter isn't alone, though: the Yankees have been hit by the Sox 32 times since 2004 and 14 times since the start of the American League Championship Series.

Conversely, the Yankees have retaliated on just five occasions since last October.

Jeter doesn't think he's been deliberately thrown at, but refutes the notion that he invites trouble by leaning over the plate.

"I don't dive, I don't lean over the plate. I just get hit a lot," Jeter said. "It's nothing that I'm doing wrong. If I get hit, it's on the pitcher, not me."

The Yankees don't entirely agree.

"Derek puts himself in a position where he can't get out of the way," said Bernie Williams. "He commits himself too much, and he can't get out."

Regardless of who's at fault, Jeter's teammates wonder how many more beanings he can endure before he's seriously injured.

"I worry about his hands. I worry about broken bones," said catcher John Flaherty.


C'mon ump! That was almost a wild pitch!

Seriously, though, misleading officials and sulking are intangibles that win you ballgames.

For the record

Certain members of the family edged close to dork patrol this weekend when they suggested that caramel and butterscotch are the same thing. Discerning tastes know otherwise, but here's proof! sort of:


Question:
Can anyone tell me the difference between butterscotch and caramel?

Answers:
The flavor of butterscotch is a blend of butter and brown sugar.
Caramel is a mixture produced when granulated sugar has been cooked (caramelized) until it melts and becomes a thick, clear liquid that can range in color from golden to deep brown. A soft caramel is a candy made with a caramelized sugar, butter, and milk.


That's what you get when you question my culinary talents. Also, here's a link to a list of Torani flavored syrups, the first food item I ever noticed that had different flavors for butterscotch and caramel. This is important.

Stop acting so shocked

See, I drive fine, if you take things into context. I noticed when I went to college that everyone says people drive crazy in their hometown, as if it's a point of pride. "Oh man, you're going to have to get used to these Philly drivers then." "This is bad, but man, it's nowhere near as bad as it is in New Jersey." And so on. Turns out there's quite a competition.

Turns out I win! Or maybe I lose. Either way, Rhode Island apparently has the worst drivers in the country. A recent study gave written driver's tests to a bunch of current drivers, and it turns out the folks in Rhode Island averaged 71 out of 100, eight points above failing and the lowest in the country. So I guess if you're passing a driver who's scribbling a written test on top of the steering wheel, you're all set unless he has an Ocean State license plate.

Incidentally, the story is hilarious but I don't think it's true. There are certain Rhode Island stereotypes - the rolling stop, and who really needs a turn signal - but driving here is no more difficult than anywhere else I've been. In fact, driving around here is a lot easier than in a lot of other places, mostly because drivers here are rational. Have you ever noticed that Florida drivers don't understand the concept of a high-speed lane? Here's how you can tell if that matters: does the thought of slow cars driving right next to each other in every single lane upset you? If you're like me and Marlins ace Josh Beckett, it probably does.

Or we can just blame Florida for being the weird state. Truthfully, I suspect driver talent is pretty evenly divided across our fair country. (Not around the world though: those Italians drive with a death wish.) So I'm happy to call it a truce: just get out of my fucking lane or I'll hit you with a big shell. You wanna get rolled?

May 29, 2005

The End is Near: Donate Now

I think everyone can agree with me that John Edwards really is focused like a laser on the North Carolina 2008 Senate race. The UNC center on poverty, positioning for the 2008 presidential race and his wife's cancer are all just ruses; Edwards, according to Senator Elizabeth Dole, "is conducting meetings throughout our state. Edwards is a multimillionaire who put millions of dollars of his personal wealth into his last campaign for the U.S. Senate and defeated a popular incumbent Republican." (Thanks to Political Wire for the catch.)

It's not fair to make fun of Dole for this; you have to have crazy stuff like this in fundraising letters this far away from the election. I remember the mid-2003 fundraising letters from the National Republican Senatorial Committee, basing their pleas on the assumption that Hillary Clinton was running for the 2004 presidency, irrelevant to senatorial campaigns even if anyone but Craig Crawford still believed she would run. But it's still funny to look at these things, since they're clearly not meant to see the light of day. This is what we'll be seeing next:

  • Florida Senate 2006: Bill Nelson is the Democratic incumbent. But former Mets pitcher Al Leiter, widely assumed to be a 2008 New Jersey Republican Senate candidate, just signed with the Marlins. Will Senator Al turn his eyes to the Sunshine State? If not, is Josh Beckett old enough to run?

  • California Governor 2006: "Friends, Tom Cruise is the very definition of girlie man. That's fine when he's still making movies, but if he and the liberal special interests have their way, the War of the Worlds we'll be seeing will be between the liberal special interests and my termination of California's problems."

Actually, it might not be that far a leap for Edwards to run for Senate: if, God forbid, Team Edwards 2008 can't get the job done in the presidential primary, he'd still have time to run for Senate if no other Democrat wants it. But isn't Dole running for president in 2008 too? She does have one thing right though: "These Democrats and their liberal special interest allies will stop at nothing to defeat a member of the Republican leadership!"

Well, pretty much.

How Are These Guys Not Popular?

The Portsmouth Herald had an article a few days ago on the Free State Project, the group of libertarians hoping to all move to New Hampshire en large enough masse to shift the politics in the libertarian direction, since attempting to convince the current electorate isn't doing the trick. They expected 20,000 people to actually show up; since turnout has turned out, shall we say, slightly lower, they decided to just relocate to the specific town of Gorham, NH. Yes, if you're lucky, your sleepy New England town may have already been invaded by a group of near-anarchist fanatics who equally loathe drug laws, taxpayer-funded public schools, and idiots like you who don't get it. So the good folks of Gorham got ticked off at the new neighbors for the unfortunate tone of recent town meetings, and the Free Staters decided to calm things down a notch.

Now they're back with a new tactic: publicity arrests! The Free Staters say New Hampshire has ridiculous laws that only clog freedom, so they've taken it upon themselves to violate these laws and get arrested so that we may understand what a police state we've become. The first blow for freedom is already in the books; turns out manicuring without a license (watch out, ladies) carries a sentence of "one year of good behavior." Did we lose a war? Fortunately, the Herald article focuses on the Free Staters' continued quest, and their next target: refusing to show ID at airports! The guinea pig, a Free Stater named Russell Kanning, may be right when he says, "No one really knows what the rules are in that world," a thought that I hope consoles him when he's hanging upside down in an Uzbeki prison.

Beyond this one guy's story, however, the current protest strategy shows the Free Staters still have a long way to go before they start winning over the masses. Publicity arrests are a big improvement over antagonizing the entire town you're trying to make over, sure, but who's going to look at these incidents and come over to their side? No one gives a what-for about manicure licenses, and no one agrees with them on airport IDing. I mean, they really chose airport IDs as an issue? "Come on, join up with us - we'll make you less safe from terrorists." Great idea, guys. How's the revolution coming?

If they really wanted to make a scene, they'd go to the Circuit City in Manchester (it's where I bought my cell phone!), buy a high-def TV, and refuse to pay the sales tax. The assembled press will have an opportunity to buy their niece a graduation present after they cover the arrest, and the Free Staters would finally have a cause that normal people could rally behind. See, it sounds so easy. The only problem is that New Hampshire doesn't have a sales tax, which might serve as a clue that the Free Staters have picked a pretty free state (the "Live Free or Die" motto might have been another hint) and there's not much need for political upheaval. Try telling that to the poor souls who have to manicure with a license, though. Who ever could have guessed libertarians would be politically inept?

Josh Beckett: Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down

It appears that Marlins ace Josh Beckett is a bit of a powderkeg, according to a report in today's New York Times. When things don't go his way on the mound, he gets angry at himself, others and inanimate objects. Even though the only person he's ever thrown anything at is Marlins president David Samson, organizations like the New York Times still act as if Josh Beckett's behavior is weird, disruptive, or even anything to be ashamed of.

Look, Josh Beckett is a winner. I don't know if everyone's forgetting the 2003 World Series or not, but Josh Beckett has the intangibles that win ballgames. This New York Times report does nothing but show example after example in which Josh Beckett has proven his iron will to win. That's dedication. You've got to bring the killer instinct into every game you play, and if that attitude doesn't simply turn off the second you hand the ball to your manager in disgust, then maybe someone should think twice about leaving baseball equipment all around a baseball field.

So here's the conclusion from the twerps at the New York Times: if Josh Beckett gets rolled, Josh Beckett gets upset. Would that everyone had such grace under big shell.

RI-SEN: Laffey's Steel Chair to Chafee

The Rhode Island's Future blog has been focusing (like a laser!) on the Rhode Island Senate race, a cursory look shows that things are likely to get a lot more interesting. (Yes, this is the same race that Matt Brown is running in. Yes, that's the guy I wrote about five pages down. No, he didn't write this post. Yes, he's Rhode Island's future.) First off, our friends at RI Future are saying the evidence shows that Cranston Mayor Stephen Laffey will challenge incumbent Lincoln Chafee in the GOP primary. They say the best proof is that one of Laffey's friends just registered laffeyforsenate.com; I say their best proof is this National Review story ripping Chafee and predicting Laffey's rise. National Review, and its community-oriented online counterpart, are super-effective conservative advocacy machines, about as well connected in Republican Washington as an organization can get. Honestly, I no longer believe in coincidences in Republican messaging, and if websites are registered for the conservative challenger the same week an influential magazine writes, "Conservatives would not be any worse off with a Democrat than with Chafee in the Senate," look, the guy's running. So here we are: two solid Democratic candidates, our nominally Republican incumbent, and a primary challenge from the right. If you like interesting campaigns half as much as I do, this should be a good one.

Still, I'm not sure what this means for the race. The conventional wisdom is that Laffey could well beat Chafee in the primary, but he'd never win the general election. The logic's not bad. Primary electorates skew away from the center, Rhode Island has some of the lowest turnout rates in the country, you've only got a population around a million to begin with. Add that up, and you could easily imagine Laffey convincing just enough conservatives to pull off the upset. Then, the philosophy goes, Laffey loses the general election: Laffey is way conservative and Rhode Island is way liberal. RI usually has amongst the highest support in the country for Democratic presidential candidates, the state legislature is seriously something like 85% Democratic, and anecdotally, it was only when I left the state after growing up here that I realized there were valid reasons to support Republican candidates. In such a Democratic state, then, it's not that unfeasible that Laffey could win a low-turnout GOP primary, at which point he'd get shellacked by Brown or Whitehouse.

Still, I'm not convinced about the general election either. For starters, you really can't count Chafee out until he's lost. Sure, his reelect is something like 36, but I can see Chafee assembling a strong coalition regardless. For all the supposed conservatism of Republican primary electorates, Rhode Island is still a pretty liberal state, and the generally preferred level of government activity is pretty high. Chafee's name recognition will be an asset, too: I've always found incumbents to do surprisingly well in primaries, usually because some people vote every time and vote for the guy they know better. Finally, look, in Rhode Island a lot of people just know each other. It just happens, people know the guy, they've worked with him, or they're good friends with his cousin. That's the state I live in. So add all those factors together, and Chafee just might be able to work his way into a win here. They thought he'd be an easy target in 2000 too.

I also disagree that Laffey will be an easy knockdown in the general election. If he beats the incumbent in the primary, he's going to ride a wave of momentum that he might be able to turn into widespread populism in the two months between the primary and the general. He's a really popular guy, and he's been skilled at casting his actions while mayor as populist uprisings against the entrenched establishment. That always plays well around here (the statue on top of the state house is a guy named Independence Man, and we declared our indepedence from the Brits two months early), so I'm not convinced that a Democrat listing Laffey's conservative viewpoints will necessarily win. He'll have no shortage of money, and apparently he's got the fire in the belly worse than any politician out there.

Now, I'm not saying it'll be a surprise for Democrats to pick up a seat by smooshing Laffey around for being worse than Hitler, but I suggest there remain other possibilities. But it's always great to have an exciting campaign in your home state, so to all my readers starved for more commentary on topics peripherally related to wrestling and video games: you haven't heard the last of this one!

May 28, 2005

Грабителю сломали шею indeed

And you thought there was nothing to learn from pro wrestling. I told you in Japan they teach kids right:

http://daynews.ru/index.php?act=show_news&id=939751

May 26, 2005

Hot New Star Wars Rumor

Cinescape prints stuff readers send in about their conversations with George Lucas, which may or may not be made up:


I said what do you think would be more interesting.... telling a story prior to PHANTOM MENANCE or after RETURN OF THE JEDI?

(Lucas) said, no question about it, prior to PHANTOM MENACE. He said, that if he did ever do another storyline.... that he would do when the Jedi regained control of the universe from the Dark Lords (there were many of them) 800 years before PHANTOM MENACE. And a young Jedi named Yoda was instrumental in the effort.


Sounds good to me.

I'm an Asman

David Asman is an anchor and reporter for Fox News Channel. I watched a considerable amount of his broadcasts when I did TV monitoring for the Edwards campaign, and he was the absolute typical Fox News guy: I was sure his reporting was biased, but I could never quite put my finger on how.

But while I failed to come up with concrete proof, Media Matters sure didn't. Here's how he interviewed Trent Lott on the judicial nominees deal:


ASMAN: So, Senator, if we should have done it and if we had the votes to do it in the Senate -- if you guys in the Republican Party did -- then why did you need a compromise?

They keep calling themselves fair and balanced, I'll keep calling them biased.

Mike Piazza: Will He Learn His Lesson?

From today's New York Times on the Mets:


Mike Piazza started this trip by getting an autograph from Rush Limbaugh, his main political influence, then compared the experience to meeting George Washington, Abraham Lincoln or the pope. From that point on, Piazza went 0 for 9 with six strikeouts and hit into a double play.

What? He was reminded to be conservative with his offense.

You Get What You Pay For

I can't tell if the feeling I have is schadenfreude or sour grapes, but it's great fun regardless. Here are choice paragraphs from a Washington Post article titled, "Business Groups Tire of GOP Focus On Social Issues."


"I'm inclined to support the Republican Party, but the question becomes, how much other stuff do I have to put up with to maintain that identification?" asked Andrew A. Samwick, a Dartmouth College economics professor who until recently was chief economist of Bush's Council of Economic Advisers.

"I don't know a single business group involved in the judicial nominees," said R. Bruce Josten, an executive vice president of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce. "Nada, none, zip."
...
Economic conservatives grew restless during the first Bush term, when federal budget surpluses turned to yawning deficits, federal spending soared and the Republican-controlled Congress passed a Medicare drug benefit that marked the largest new federal entitlement since Lyndon B. Johnson was president.
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"The potential for high-minded policy reforms to fix entitlements and spur growth and prosperity has degenerated into a hopeless morass," Republican economist Lawrence Kudlow wrote yesterday on the National Review's Web site.
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But the shift in emphasis may be taking a toll on Republican political support. In an NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll last week, 57 percent of the people polled said Bush had different priorities for the country from their own. Only 35 percent said he shared their priorities. The poll found the president's approval rating at 47 percent, but Congress's rating stood at just 33 percent. Among Republicans, approval of Congress's performance has dropped 11 percentage points since April.

"A big part of the base is pretty disappointed," Kudlow said. "Is this irreparably damaging anything? Probably not yet. But this has been a dreary political springtime."


Oh ho, this is precious. Who paid for the Bush reelection campaign again? It was the anti-abortion activists in Kansas, right? Oh mercy.

May 25, 2005

Let's Attack Rick Santorum

People keep talking to me as if my review of the Rick Santorum profile was supposed to be positive. I feel like I deflated pretty much the whole rationale of his brand of politics, but if it wasn't clear enough, let's go back to the record.

We'll start off with an example of Republican hypocrisy in using legal justifications for clearly social-engineering causes:


In a much-publicized interview in 2003, he argued that the Supreme Court should not overturn state sodomy laws that ban homosexual sex and suggested that such a ruling would create a justification for bigamy, polygamy and incest. At one point, he even raised the specter of bestiality, using the phrase ''man on dog.''

I certainly remember this interview; the reporter's response was, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect to be talking about man on dog with a United States Senator." (The reporter, as it happens, was also married to John Kerry's then-campaign manager. Intrigue abounds.) Now, look, Santorum uses the slippery-slope argument here, but it ruins his case. If we decide that homosexual intercourse is acceptable and legal, he reasons, where do we stop? What kind of sexual behavior is unacceptable? Why is that the marker? Honestly, I don't have answers. Maybe I will in law school. But even now I can see that if the distinction is arbitrary, then that means there's equally no reason to draw the line at heterosexual intercourse and nothing else. Essentially, Santorum uses the same tired social-conservative argument: we should do things this way because that's the way we've always done it. You can dress it up in judicial robes, but it still ain't gonna make sense. Fortunately, Santorum is an authority on more than just the law:

In 2002, in a little-noticed interview that took place in Rome, Santorum told National Catholic Reporter, a U.S.-based weekly, that he considered George W. Bush, a Methodist, to be ''the first Catholic president of the United States.'' (His remark was reminiscent of the novelist Toni Morrison's saying that Bill Clinton was the nation's first black president, although an obvious difference is that there actually has been a Catholic president.)
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And what about John F. Kennedy? Santorum says he believes that in a political sense, Kennedy shed his Catholicism. (Kennedy's most famous statement on church and state was: ''I do not speak for my church on public matters -- and the church does not speak for me.'')

This, I think, indicates the social conservative mindset: he is the authority. Seriously, who the fuck is Rick Santorum to say that Kennedy wasn't a real Catholic? Two points to mention here. One, you could make a pretty strong case that John Kennedy actually wasn't a real Catholic, with two words: Marilyn Monroe. Santorum, on the other hand, chooses not to focus on Kennedy's assault on his marriage (which, see my earlier post, must mean Santorum's own marriage suffers as a result), instead attacking Kennedy for adhering to the separation of church and state, which I think reveals a lot about where Santorum's priorities lie. Second point: let's not forget, the Catholic Church to which both men belong does have an authority on who's a real Catholic. Did the pope excommunicate Kennedy or otherwise declare him un-Catholic? Of course not, but Rick Santorum seems to disagree pretty strongly here with his infallible leader. Some Catholic! It gets better:

He would go a step further in loosening the reins on charities by letting them read from Bibles and speak of their faith. He said he did not see the difference between a Bible and ''the teachings of Aristotle -- that's a philosophy of life.'' He added: ''Here you have a book that's been pretty well tested over time. So to say, here are some passages from the Bible that may help you, I don't necessarily see that as a negative.''

Are there sects of Aristotelians wandering the earth proclaiming that Aristotle died for our sins? The difference is that Aristotle claims to be a worldview, and the Bible claims to be the worldview. And when you let an organization tell you their worldview is correct to the exclusion of all others, you open the door to letting them limit their services, federally funded mind you, to those who decline to accept their worldview. Does Santorum really not see this?

Fortunately, in the end Santorum shows what got his ideas about faith so fucked up:


Santorum is not a reader of Scripture -- ''I've never read the Bible cover to cover; maybe I should have'' -- and has no passages he clings to when seeking spiritual guidance. ''I'm a Catholic, so I'm not a biblical scholar. I'm not someone who has verses he can pop out. That's not how I interact with the faith.''

He reads magazines and journals offering commentary on religion, among them First Things, which is edited by the theologian Richard John Neuhaus, a former Lutheran minister and a convert to Catholicism.


All right, you've got two texts here. Your faith calls one of them the absolute word of God. The other one is a magazine. Which one do you study?

Blogroll call

I've recently updated the ol' blogroll, so I'll take the opportunity to explain a little bit about the people whose blogs I link to on here.

Laura Kovacs is still my favorite sister, even if she forgets to bring her old monitor down this weekend.

Peter Kovacs is my favorite brother-in-law, partially for treating my sister right but mostly for setting up this blog and answering my dumb questions.

Cay Miller is a chick I knew from Haverford. It is good that she's funny and sweet, but it's better that she linked me first. Well done K!

Galvin Chow has abandoned his years-old quest not to call his defunct online journal a blog. His blog is still in the testing mode, so hurry now before the "terry sucks" post disappears forever!

Emily Withrow is this chick I knew at Bryn Mawr. She lives in Paris and she needs money, so send her some love.

Visit them all! Descriptions of the other links to follow when I'm hard up for posting ideas.

My Evening with Matt Brown

I just got back from a meeting and discussion with Rhode Island Secretary of State and U.S. Senate candidate Matt Brown. First off, I really enjoyed going to a political event that, instead of being in far-off states as in my prior experience, was held at a house that I think literally borders mine. (For those of you from around here, it was on Pond Street.) So that was hot stuff. Fortunately the event itself turned out great on its own merits.

Matt Brown has an interesting background for a Senate candidate. He started the City Year program in which kids do community service for a year. Some kids do it for a year before they go to college, and some kids do it who aren't going to school. It's a great program, besides the community service itself, a lot of the kids doing it are underprivileged or talented people whose lives have lost a bit of momentum. A lot of people have really benefited from this program.

Eventually Matt Brown realizes that if City Year can only accept one out of every 17 kids, there are 16 other talented kids out there who aren't being given the chance to succeed. So he decides that he has to find a bigger organization that can help people get a fair shot, and concludes the only organization big enough is the federal government. Matt Brown has experience in government as Secretary of State, and he decided that the real way to effect change on the level he seeks is the federal government. Hence, the run for U.S. Senate. A lot of candidates, even the ones I like, don't have a real reason for running other than some generic "I can fight for you" reasoning. It's neat (and a little off-putting) to see a candidate who really wants to do something with the office.

In terms of issues, I got the impression that Matt Brown wants to focus on the point where the importance of education meets our government's failure to do enough about it. Everyone knows a lot of our public schools aren't good enough to get those students an education that will prepare them for life. A lot of public universities are now pricing themselves out of a lot of kids' budgets, and more and more good students can't go to public universities because of the money. Aren't our public schools designed to service everybody? They shouldn't be this bad, especially since Matt Brown claims that it's pretty well proven that good schools come from small schools, small classes, and good teachers. If that's true, this ain't rocket science, and you sure don't need to have a series of unfair tests on only two (count 'em) subjects and then start dismissing schools as failures, as Team Republican seems to think will fix our educational system.

But more than that, Matt Brown wants government and elected officials to stop acting like compromise is inherently a victory. Compromise can lead to a lot of good things, but it's a means, not an end. The goal, of course, is to solve problems. This is in stark contrast to our current senator; Lincoln Chafee seems to think of his moderate Republicanism as a gimmick he can use to talk about how he compromises all the time. Again, I don't mind it as a means, but Chafee always leaves out the part about what his compromises did for the state of Rhode Island. What a chump. Anyway, it was good to see Matt Brown keeps his eye on the ball.

So I like Matt Brown. I was most relieved, though, to see his political skills in action. Like it or not, to win a statewide campaign, these guys have to have talents that don't necessarily indicate future performance in office. But Matt Brown is a genuinely funny guy, he's an engaging speaker, he knows how to turn a question his way and, most important, he raised more money in the first quarter than any other Senate challenger. So I'm feeling good about his chances, especially against a guy like Chafee with something like a 36 reelect. All in all, I left the meeting with one thought: I really want Matt Brown to win. Very good times.

A-Rod: you gotta feel the sting

The AP's reporting that Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, who I'm pretty sure is the highest-paid player in sports, is now stating proudly that he goes to two therapists. Now, this is a pretty good story: here's a kid whose dad left the family at age 9, and with no one really to talk to, he turned to baseball. Now he's arguably the best ballplayer on earth, and he's leveraging his fame to make the very, very underrated point that if you're in therapy, it's for something that probably ain't your fault. That's a really classy thing to do: we need more role models who will stand up in public and say that psychological help is effective and that it has nothing to do with who you are as a person. Add that he's willing to take the private jokes that come with being out in front of the issue, and really, what he's doing is sincerely admirable.

That said, he's a Yankee. Here are some things he might be in therapy for:

  • Lying awake at night, wondering if he cost the Yankees the pennant last year by blatantly cheating, costing the Yanks what little momentum they had left;

  • Lying awake at night, wondering if he was right to sign a $252 million contract when he left Seattle to play for a winner.

  • Lying awake at night, wondering if it was appropriate for him to come into Texas as the Rangers' savior, and then wait only two years before complaining that they weren't committed to winning. I mean, didn't they have the money?

  • Lying awake at night, wondering, if he'd pushed harder to get the Red Sox trade to happen, if he'd have a World Series ring. Is it okay to keep having dreams about watching the Red Sox victory celebration from the bench?

Also, Roger Clemens just injured his groin.

This Is Pretty Much How My Social Life Goes

Thank you McSweeney's:


You're rarer than a five-tool catcher. What? That's not gay slang for anything. I'm talking about my fantasy baseball rotisserie league. No. That's not a gay slang term, either.

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That sure was quite the make-out session. I've seen windows fog up in movies, but never in real life. Goodness! We really went at it, didn't we? I forget the last time I felt so revved up. Want to head inside? You do? Splendid! Oh, wait. Now I remember the last time I felt so turned on: When I was able to snag Mark Prior with a sixth-round draft pick. Yes, I'll take you home.

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If my heart were made of bases, you'd be Scott Podsednik.


McSweeney's is actually really good for a style of humor you won't get anywhere else. In case that wasn't evident.

May 24, 2005

I'm sorry, I have to admit it

I'm in love with Mandy Moore. That's right, Mandy Moore. Apparently a few years back there were some guys in Minneapolis who wanted to do a really good covers album, and not only did they get Mandy Moore to do the singing, but they got it released as a Mandy Moore album.

So, apparently Mandy Moore tells people not to listen to her first two albums because they're so terrible, an admirable decision, and she makes up for it with the cover album. There are a few songs most people would recognize (Carole King's "I Feel The Earth Move" and Blondie's "One Way Or Another" are both on there), but the striking track to me is the single, XTC's "Senses Working Overtime." Now, this is a semi-obscure song, in that you'd probably only know it if you like XTC or happened to listen to alternative rock in the 80s. "Senses Working Overtime" is one of my favorites, so I was thrilled to discover this song was remade, and more thrilled to discover the remake is pretty good. I found the video of Mandy Moore doing the song live on Craig Kilborn's show in 2003, and it is awesome. She sings it more clearly than XTC, so I can finally figure out more of the words, but better yet, she does it sincerely, like she genuinely appreciates the song.

I think I'm in love. Anyone know if she lives in the West Village?

Rick Santorum as National Muse

The New York Times Magazine yesterday (hey, I'm still catching up) did an extended profile of Pennsylvania's conservative junior senator, Rick Santorum. The profile is sympathetic; I certainly don't like his politics and I approve of naming disgusting forms of fecal matter after him, but a lot of his worldview sounds downright acceptable. Not better than a Democratic alternative, but it turns out I don't disagree with him on everything. Let's start light:


Lately he has been talking about issues of poverty, and the initiatives he put forward in March, bundled in the Senate Republican Poverty Alleviation Agenda (tax breaks to increase giving to faith-based and community charities; a ''level playing field'' for faith-based groups; programs to promote fatherhood, strengthen families and mentor children of inmates), were consistent with his conservative values.

I suspect this may be the future of American politics. I am not enthused by all of Santorum's specifics, but he deserves some credit for trying. In general, he's on the right track, and putting pressure in the Senate to do something about, say, mentoring children of inmates could do some real good. I think of poverty as the great crisis in America: if all these millions of people with no hope of upward mobility were living middle-class lives, what would it mean for our country, in terms of productivity and innovation? What would it mean for those people, in terms of their happiness? Fortunately, it seems like helping those in the world's worst situations has become one of the hot new topics in politics: besides Santorum, we've got my hero John Edwards launching a new Center on Poverty at the UNC law school, and Senator Sam Brownback of Kansas is helping social conservatives finally put two and two together and put some real weight behind ending mass slaughter in places like Darfur. Granted, Brownback seems most intent on helping Christians, and Santorum has a feverish bent on faith-based initiatives, but the motivation to help people seems sincere, and hopefully the increasing visibility of these politicians (all three are 2008 presidential candidates, barring the unforeseen) will increase the visibility of these issues too. But it doesn't take long for me to lose pace with the guy:

His line of reasoning usually goes like this: The founding fathers were men of faith. They believed in a nation based on traditional, religiously derived values, the same ''moral absolutes'' that he finds in his faith, and to diverge from them is to undermine the health of American society.

Interesting theory. Are you familiar with Deism? It's a religious philosophy that emphasizes natural events and reasoning to draw conclusions about God, as opposed to relying on scripture and revelations. Imagine if a politician today actually tried to make that their religious worldview: they would get nuked by the social conservatives. According to Wikipedia's list of deists, that would render George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Paine unelectable.

So I think Santorum's trying to emphasize a pretty weak link between himself and the founders. More importantly, though, my reading of history doesn't jive with Santorum's at all. When I see references to God in 18th and 19th century politics, it seems to me that politicians use them to explain their philosophies, not to dictate anyone else's. There's a huge difference. The second half of Abraham Lincoln's second inaugural address is pretty much entirely about God, but take a look at what he says:


Both read the same Bible and pray to the same God, and each invokes His aid against the other. It may seem strange that any men should dare to ask a just God's assistance in wringing their bread from the sweat of other men's faces, but let us judge not, that we be not judged. The prayers of both could not be answered. That of neither has been answered fully. The Almighty has His own purposes.

So what's he saying here? To me, he's using a prevailing belief, that we're all children of the same God, as an example of the similarities between the North and South. Note that he's not dictating any sort of policy (unless you count "judge not" here), and he actually says otherwise. If the Almighty has his own purposes, it's not for us on earth to know what those are. Kind of hurts the gay marriage case, doesn't it?

(Speaking of Lincoln and faith: John Edwards once opened a Senate prayer breakfast by telling a story of President Lincoln at a similar gathering. One of his generals suggested that Lincoln pray that God was on their side. Lincoln said, "well, I can't do that, but I will pray that we're on God's side." Again, I don't see how this necessitates back-alley abortions.)

So Rick Santorum raises some thoughtful issues. He also raises some less thoughtful issues:


When I asked him if he viewed gay marriage as a threat to his own marriage, he answered quickly. ''Yes, absolutely,'' he said. ''It threatens my marriage. It threatens all marriages. It threatens the traditional values of this country.''

To me, that quote disqualifies Rick Santorum from high public office. There are two people responsible for Rick Santorum's marriage: Rick Santorum and his wife. If anything on earth should threaten their marriage, the responsibility lies with those two people and the bond that was too weak to withstand outside forces. Any other perspective is both irresponsible and unfair to the rest of the world.

The author of the piece, Michael Sokolove, does his part to find the roots of Santorum's beliefs. Here's where he hits the nail on the head:


Through his 20's and early 30's ... Santorum ... briefly lobbied for the World Wrestling Federation.

That's the real reason for this post, especially since Rick Santorum seems to go after boogeymen with more hypocrisy than Kane and Undertaker:

In 1999, the family received a malpractice award after Karen Santorum sued a chiropractor in Virginia. She testified that she sought treatment for back pain after childbirth in 1996 and suffered a ruptured disk from an improperly administered spinal manipulation. Santorum has been a vocal critic of large malpractice awards and has backed measures to limit damages. Karen Santorum asked for $500,000 and was awarded $350,000 by a jury. A judge finally reduced the award to $175,000, of which Santorum said they received about $75,000 after their lawyer took his share. ''I'm not against all lawsuits,'' Santorum said. ''I think they're appropriate where the case warrants it, and this one did. It was not frivolous.''

What an unbelievable coincidence! OK, last quote and we're out:

Santorum's view is that government programs to help people in need are almost destined to fail, and that a social worker, a substance-abuse counselor or a nurse receiving a paycheck from a faith-based group, rather than from government, will be more caring and more likely to get results. This seems like a stereotype -- a government-employed social worker may, after all, have the same training as the one working for a charity and the same urgent calling to help others -- but Santorum nonetheless sees the secular world as intrinsically cold and unfeeling. Filled with experts.

Again, I'm tempted to like the guy from some parts of the article I'm omitting, but it's opinions like this that just drive me away. I would submit, without proof, that people generally go into government for the same reason they go into politics or church organizations. Anyone want to guess what that is? To imply that government is unfeeling as a rule insults a lot of hard-working people and contradicts human nature. You think a faith-based employee 30 years into the job will be just as effective as on day one? Of course not. But government screwing up is horrible waste; using government money to get the same thing out of proselytizing religious organizations is a godsend.

And dismissing experts as a concept is hilarious too. Santorum says they're "narrow experts," which I guess means they're not as well-versed in life as he is. Thank God we can get condescending jerks out of our government in favor of guys like Rick Santorum, who simply know better than you how you should live your life.

In conclusion, I'd recommend taking in the full tour of Santorum's life as presented, but I do wish the author had written on Santorum's campaign victories. Put another way, he may be a decent guy with some decent ideas, but all told, how the hell did he get elected?

May 23, 2005

A Vinegar-Based Life

The Washington Post finally climbs down from its high horse to talk about the real issues facing our country today:


And so it began, as it has countless times before. Bledsoe and Rogers have been puffing up the barbecue feud between eastern North Carolina and western North Carolina for decades. Bledsoe -- a former newspaper columnist turned best-selling crime book author -- is undeniably Mr. Western-Style, extolling the virtues of melty-tender pork shoulders glazed with a ketchup-based sauce. Rogers is adamantly Mr. Eastern-Style, pontificating about the vinegar-heavy morsels of whole hog favored Down East along North Carolina's coast.
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"People who would put ketchup in the sauce they feed to innocent children are capable of most anything," Rogers told his readers in the Raleigh News & Observer after word leaked about the barbecue festival bill. "Let the word go forth from this time and place that we, the Eastern North Carolina purveyors of pure barbecue, will not be roadkill for our western kin."
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"I guess it's the ultimate pork-barreling," said state Rep. Jerry Dockham, a Republican who co-sponsored the bill that would give the barbecue festival in his home county the state's imprimatur.
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The eastern-style advocates can rightly stake a claim as North Carolina's original barbecue. They smoke an entire hog, or cook it over electrical coils, and slather the meat in a sauce made from vinegar -- usually apple cider -- black pepper and red pepper flakes.

The western style, according to legend, developed in the 1920s in Lexington, where cash-strapped country folk bought barbecue sold from tents outside the courthouse. The meat came from the cheapest part of the pig -- the shoulder. The sauce was sweeter, with heavy doses of sugar and ketchup, some black pepper and only a dash of vinegar.


There is no bigger issue. Eastern Carolina-style, vinegar-based barbecue is the greatest food ever created on God's green earth, no matter how many unidentifiable pig parts you may find. I will brook no dissent on either of the following topics: Eastern Carolina-style is the best, and barbecue is better when the place making it just barely qualified for the health inspector. Also, sweet tea is fantastic.

The D'Souza family figures me out

Took them long enough. At least they've only discovered the radiation, and not the terrible reason why I'm doing it:


The D'Souza family lives in the home on Timberwood Court, and claims the aluminium pieces are necessary to protect them from unknown neighbors who have been bombarding them with radio waves and making them sick.

"(It's) a shield to protect against radiation, because microwave radiation is reflected off of aluminium, so it's a protective measure," resident Sarah D'Souza said.

The D'Souzas said the bombardment began after the first anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, and that the radio waves have caused them health problems ranging from headaches to lupus.


Could your family be next? Maybe you should cover your home in a protective wall too.

NARAL endorses Chafee, Democrats begin to leave NARAL

Well this is some ridiculous news for a Monday morning. NARAL, the big pro-choice group, went and endorsed Lincoln Chafee in Rhode Island's Senate race. I speculate they started the process when it looked like pro-lifer and otherwise awesome congressman Jim Langevin was going to run, but he declined. The Democratic candidates are Secretary of State Matt Brown, who I support, and former state Attorney General Sheldon Whitehouse, another good guy. So which of the two is the pro-life candidate that drove NARAL into Chafee's arms? According to the Projo:


Chafee, Brown and Whitehouse all classify themselves as strongly "pro-choice," meaning they support the right of women to choose abortions.

Unfortunately, this is a big deal for the campaign. No one sits at home waiting for marching orders from NARAL, but you can be sure this is going to pop up in Chafee's TV ads next year when he wants to prove his moderate credentials.

I really don't know why NARAL's doing this. There's one idea, that they may just be spiteful about the Democrats making Harry Reid the Senate leader, running Bob Casey against Rick Santorum in Pennsylvania, and flirting with Jim Langevin in RI. All three are pro-life, and they can't exactly endorse Rick Santorum, so they're going with Chafee instead of the two pro-choice candidates in Rhode Island. They also claim Brown and Whitehouse don't have voting records, so they've yet to display their true pro-choice credentials, but if you ask me that's a red herring. Brown has actually gone ahead and said he'd apply a litmus test to judges: if you're pro-life, he'll vote you down. Does that pledge not count? If he broke it, he couldn't get away with it.

Here's one more reason, also from the Projo:


A further wrinkle on the other side of the abortion issue: NARAL President Nancy Keenan said she hoped the group's early endorsement -- to be formalized when Chafee addresses the organization today -- will help the senator sink a potential primary fight from Cranston Mayor Stephen Laffey.

This has been the interesting subplot of the RI Senate race for some time: what could popular and conservative Stephen Laffey beat Chafee in a Republican primary? The answer, in my opinion, is yes, but it misses the larger point, that there's no chance in hell Stephen Laffey could win the general election. I mean come on guys. NARAL says, "We need Lincoln Chafee's sensible, moderate, Republican voice" in the Senate. Actually, we don't. We need another Democrat.

Fortunately, this has sparked a movement at the fabulously influential DailyKos blog, namely, that Democrats have got to stop being held hostage by interest-group politics. The whole post is gold, but my favorite part is the close:


The era of the single issue group is in its closing days. Note the new generation of activist organizations -- MoveOn, Democracy for America, the blogs -- all confederations of activists, banding together for the common progressive cause.

That's the future of our party. I'd love to see the single issue groups become quasi-think tanks, pumping out research and information the rest of us could use to generate activism. Unlike NARAL or Sierra Club, these confederations can walk and chew gum at the same time. We could work to defend a women's right to choose on Monday and fight to proctect ANWR on Tuesday.

To those who fight to defend the status quo, in which the single issue groups dominate the Democratic Party, just one more argument -- they've lost. We haven't won a majority of the popular vote in a presidential election since 1976. We've lost our congressional majorities. We've lost the courts. A unified conservative movement has systematically attacked and destroyed our divided side -- from labor, to the environmental movement, to the choice groups. Those groups have failed.

Their singular focus on themselves, at the exclusion of all else, has cost our movement dearly. And if there's one thing none of us should tolerate, it's failure.

So defend your favorite issue, but don't defend the system. A system of special interest checkboxes won't win elections. A principled core philosophy will.


Couldn't say it better.

Thanks for your patience

OK, I'm back and ready to start scribbling. More posts to follow shortly.

May 18, 2005

Stop checking this site for a while

You may remember my East Coast Road Trip Journal from late 2002. You may also remember that Carl Knutson was the only person to respond to my pleas for feedback. As a result, once Carl arrives in RI this afternoon, all you chumps become second-rate.

In other words, posting may become sparse starting now, through the weekend. Deal with it. If Frist doesn't have the votes, don't say I didn't warn you.

Penny Arcade Is Funny Again

Yeah, I think I'm going to just keep doing this:

Newt in Iowa: The Gingrichian Life

Yeah, yeah, we all get it - Newt Gingrich is crazy and still way too politically radioactive to run a presidential campaign. But it's a good thing he's touring New Hampshire and Iowa, because he's saying a lot of things other people aren't. Here are some choice bits from David Yepsen's column yesterday in the Des Moines Register:


He's also searching for improved ways to conduct campaigns so the nation can better focus on serious issues.
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Gingrich, during a visit with a group of us at the paper, admitted, "I don't have an answer. The reason I wrote the book and the reason I'm out here is trying to begin to figure out: How do you set a different tone? Ironically, Hillary (Clinton) and I have the same instinct, which is the country is just sick of it. Our partisans aren't, but the country is just sick of it."

Honestly, anyone who doesn't have the same instinct at this point is just broadly out of touch, which, I suspect, says a lot about our politicians. Let's also count this the first time on the blog I officially said Hillary Clinton might be politically smart enough to win the 2008 election.

Gingrich the historian said a little perspective is in order. "It's helpful not to over-romanticize the past," and he noted how political campaigns have always been raucous affairs. Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton "subsidized papers to smear the other side." And a great deal of rum and whiskey was poured around election time for voters in many early elections. Abraham Lincoln was vilified by his enemies as a black man, which was about the worst thing you could say about someone at the time.

"It is inevitable we're going to have a lot of junk, just as we had a lot of junk in the 19th century," Gingrich said.

However, there were also things like the 1858 Lincoln-Douglas debates in the Illinois U.S. Senate race that year. ... Gingrich said a modern-day version of that might be helpful. He also said there should be no moderator in the 2008 presidential debates. "Just two adults talking . . . that would change the quality of those debates."


What, no reference to how Lincoln was called Honest Ape? The idea of no moderator in the 2008 debates would really be exciting. Imagine how it would go: say one candidate gets to speak first in the first debate, and the other candidate gets to speak first in the next two. They talk for a while, and their only time limit is audience tolerance. See, the other candidate couldn't interrupt, because it would look bad, but the first candidate couldn't hog the floor, because that looks bad too. Each candidate would try to maximize speaking time, but they'd have to keep it civil on the surface and increasingly move into harsh but pleasantly worded commentary. Oh, I'd love it. And best of all, since the candidates are two of the few political insiders who actually do give a shit about their health care plans, they'd spend a lot more time talking about substantive issues. If the 2008 debates had one moderated debate, one unmoderated debate, and one town hall, I'm confident we'd move away from moderated debates in the future.

And, he said, "I've thought seriously that if I ever did run, I'd refuse to do any cattle shows. If you think that gets you good leadership, you shouldn't even think about running. It's silly. It demeans the office. Any random person who thinks they can run can show up. A lot of it trivializes the whole process of picking the leader of the most complicated society in the world."

(So I guess we might not see him at that mother of all cattle shows - the big straw poll Iowa Republicans do in Ames each summer before their January presidential caucuses.)


Now this is another exciting idea. I was surprised in the 2004 general election that the Republicans never came up with any offending quotes from John Kerry during any of the Democratic cattle calls. It was amazing to watch: everyone knew a million debates (or forums, or joint appearances...) was a bad idea, but you can't turn down the Human Rights Campaign, or the Building Trades, or NARAL, or any of these other organizations without getting into serious trouble. When three candidates skipped out on the NAACP annual meeting, after showing up at the Urban League forum the month before, NAACP president Kweisi Mfume called those three candidates "persona non grata" and made them come back two days later and beg for forgiveness. It was embarrassing for the candidates, NAACP, and the process itself. (Incidentally, Mfume's running for Senate now, and this is why I don't support him, at least in the primary.) The Republicans don't have this problem as much as the Democrats, who are increasingly becoming the coalition of interest groups of which they've always been accused. Still, it's good to see one candidate smart enough to back off of these cattle calls, and to announce it well enough in advance that other candidates can follow and Newt himself can take a slightly smaller political hit.

So, again, I wouldn't support Newt Gingrich for dogcatcher. But he's got a lot of great ideas, and the other candidates would be wise to pay attention.

May 17, 2005

Book Report: Buck Up, Suck Up, and Come Back When You Foul Up

I love the idea of doing book reports on all of the books I read, but that leaves out everything I've done since Christmas. So you're not going to get reviews of What's the Matter with Kansa