Chappelle's Fucked
Yes, I plan on making three posts a week about Dave Chappelle for the rest of my life. Actually, I might not have to, as he's doing his part to drop out of public view or interest by himself. Drudge has an exclusive on an upcoming Time exclusive:
Dave Chappelle Found! Talks Exclusively with TIME Magazine in South Africa"I figured, Let me just cut myself off from everybody, take a minute and pull a Flintstone-stop a speeding car by using my feet as the brakes. I am surprised at what I would do for $50 million. I am surprised at what people around me would do for me to have $50 million," Dave Chappelle tells TIME's Christopher John Farley in an exclusive interview.
CHAPPELLE tells TIME he's not in mental hospital or drug rehab, debunking earlier reports in ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY and elsewhere.
Yeah, looks good, but isn't. This is Chappelle's challenge-Ticketmaster or weird-new-song moment: he'll recover from this fine, and have a successful third season of Chappelle's Show whenever he gets around to it. But this breaks his magic, and in the future fans, producers and fellow talent will know he's a guy liable to go crazy and leave the continent at any time. People can recover from this kind of stuff, but in his case, I doubt it. Just a hunch.