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Save Us, John Cornyn!

Do you think Clarence Thomas ever wishes he weren't Antonin Scalia's lackey on the Supreme Court? Do you think he might want someone else to push around, someone who will follow his lead every time, decision for decision, vote for vote?

We may be in luck. Texas Senator John Cornyn, head of the "me too" generation of Republican politicians, may be headed for the Supreme Court. Recall, if you will, that kid in the playground who always stood behind the bully and said "yeah!" as if he were the one actually doing anything. That's John Cornyn. He did, of course, sponsor the Senate version of the constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage, truly a courageous step in last year's political climate. That is:


Bush: We need to protect America from al-Qae - wait, what am I saying. The gays, we need to protect America from the gays.

Cornyn: Yeah!


Finally, it looks like the world is going right again. Cornyn for the Court: Truth, Justice, and Getting Homos the Hell Away from Real People.

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