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July 31, 2005

What We've Been Thinking

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Galvin turns heel on Family Guy in his blog tonight, and none too soon. I've decided that when someone writes what I've been thinking and/or planning to make a blog post out of, I will be happy for them and proudly link it. Fair? So check out Galvin's blog and remind yourself how awesome Galvin writes. In a nutshell: this is getting really formulaic, and it's a pretty thin formula.

(Double photos this time since, believe it or not by request, I'm showing shots of my hot new Alienware. First photo is the open computer along with the Nalgene bottles which will eventually destroy it, and second photo is the closed case so you can see the Alienware logo blazing on the cover. When the aliens actually arrive these things will be worth more than gold.)

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July 28, 2005

The bar drops again

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So Jessica Simpson raised alarms recently that her trip to Iraq was actually a lot more dangerous than the ensuing TV special implied. Here's some of what she said:

It was unbelievable. They didn't show a lot of what really went on with the enemy attacks and the shelling. There was so much stuff that went on and somehow the tapes got mysteriously misplaced.

It put everything in perspective for me. It really did teach me the definition of sacrifice. I can't even fathom being out there right now. I was ready to come home.


The punchline: every time you hear about the insurgency being in its "last throes," just remember, the Bush administration now understands what's going on in Iraq less than Jessica Simpson. Congratulations!

(As for the photo, you're going to have to settle for scenic repeats. I think Lake Winnipesaukee looks better at day than during sunset.)

It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from going under

Thanks to Laura for the photo. I'm sorry, that's just funny.

So George Pataki had a meeting with close associates last night to tell them he's not running for a fourth term as New York governor. While I think Eliot Spitzer is New York's next governor whether Pataki ran or not, a small bit of the New York Times story jumped out at me:

But the meeting at the governor's mansion, a hastily arranged affair that had supporters from across the state scurrying to attend, was almost more like a family reunion than a political gathering, according to someone who was there who spoke on the condition of anonymity so as not to upstage the governor's planned announcement on Wednesday.

Oh, thank goodness. If it weren't for that non-upstaging anonymity, this would have been all over the New York Times this morning. Such a boneheaded move (assuming it wasn't intentional) reminds me of some of the basic rules of press interaction I learned last year while I was press secretarying. There's no reason to think you'll never talk to a reporter over the course of your life (some inexplicably anti-Potterites have already), so I'll repeat some of the lessons I learned:
  • If you're never going to talk to this reporter again (as was potentially the case with here) you can't trust them for anything. This is just common sense. You can tell them it's off the record, and they might keep it off the record, but there's nothing really stopping them from screwing you over. When you're talking to a reporter you won't be working with in the future, it's best not to say anything you don't want to see in print. Wait, let me make that stronger: think of what you want to see in print, and only say that.
  • A corollary: when you're going to be working with a reporter on an ongoing basis, you have a little more leeway. You're still putting your fate in someone else's hands though, so my off-the-record remarks are usually just inside-baseball versions of whatever I was saying before. I do this for two reasons: one, if I contradict my on-the-record remarks, then I'm undercutting my credibility; and two, if there's stuff I just desperately want to level with someone on, I can call up a friend. Reporters are not your friends. (Hmmm... maybe that should be its own remark.)
  • Specify "off the record" before you make your remarks, not after. This is the most important thing I can tell someone before they start talking to the press. Reporters understand the limitations of their sources and, in my experience, have been totally cool with me, as long as I treat them right. That means I interrupt an on-the-record conversation to say, "can we go off the record here?" and they say yes, we go there, and then I say, "okay, now back on the record..." and go from there. I haven't been screwed yet, but that's because I haven't said something I shouldn't and immediately said, "oh, wait, that was off the record" right when the reporter's thinking, "great, I've got a quote."
  • Don't be afraid of a dull conversation. Reporters are well practiced in endearing themselves to sources. When I was a deputy press secretary on a campaign in New Hampshire, I was introduced to one of the best reporters in the state, who told me to call him so we could go out to dinner. Much as I would have liked to believe he saw greatness in my eyes, he was just looking for another source. Don't fall for people who suck up to you: just stay on message. With experience it's possible to do this in a natural way, saying stuff like, "look, I know it's not exciting, but that's really true, we're still counting checks," and my personal favorite, "oh, we'll definitely let you know when we have a comment on that."
  • Reporters are not your friends. You can't ever assume the reporter wants you either happy or employed, no matter how nice they seem or even if they say they're "on your side." So even if you go off the record, a casual remark about how your opponent drinks and drives is not going into a vault by any stretch of the imagination. Reporters have different ideas of what "off the record" really means: can they talk about it with their friends at the bar that night? Can they write that "insiders say" what you just told them not to repeat? Once last year I asked a questioning journalist if the other campaign had already made their remarks. The reporter told me, oh, they said x, y and z, but "off the record they told me..." I didn't go off the record with that reporter after that.

I have made mistakes: once I made a remark that I assumed was true, and the reporter asked me my source. Since he was the prime reporter for that project, he said he was doing that research anyway and he'd modify my quote based on what he found out. That was a really, really lucky break for me that I didn't quite deserve, but it worked out because the reporter was a pretty nice guy and understood that he would need me as a source in the future. So while this might look complicated (I certainly didn't envision this long a remark), it's not that hard: think of your message beforehand, keep repeating it in as many ways as you can, don't get off it, and if you're that desperate to tell someone that juicy inside story off the record, call up your friends from college. (Or start a blog and talk about it the following year.) In other words, if you don't want to upstage a public announcement by talking about a private one, keep your damn mouth shut.

So I hope this is helpful, or at least interesting. I know I'm not the world's greatest authority on press relations, given the stunning 36% of the vote we pulled in my only tenure as press secretary. Still, I never screwed up that badly in public, so I have relevant experience with the deer-in-the-headlights phase of talking to the press. Actually, that reminds me, last rule: if you get a call that you have absolutely no idea how to handle, it's easy. Say, "ooh, that's a good question, let me look it up and call you back," then email your consultants and say, "what the fuck do I do?" Works like a charm.

July 26, 2005

I could always count on futures

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I think this is the type of thing that used to be like eight posts. I'm right not to be concerned.

First off, Gawker reports that the staff of High Times beat the staff of the Wall Street Journal in softball yesterday. Best part is the headline.
[Gawker: Softball: Stoners vs. Neocons]

Evan Bayh, whose nascent presidential campaign I've criticized before, wins major points here. A recent internet poll found him the hottest senator (don't forget, Edwards is now a free man), though they eliminated Barack Obama before the contest even started, because Obama would obviously beat everyone. Bayh's response:

I surprised members of my staff by saying when the (online poll) results came out (that) I wanted to challenge Barack to a walk-off. They were surprised I'd heard of "Zoolander" (in which Ben Stiller is a clueless fashion model). I said, "I want a walk-off, baby." (Laughs)

It's a walk-off! (Sigh.) It's a walk-off.
[Indianapolis Star: Senator hails chief reasons for making run]

Next, I can't believe this whole situation is working according to some plan, but here's how Political Wire cites the Arizona Republic on next year's Arizona governor's race:

Political insiders say Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano's (D) decision "to turn down a $65,000 pay raise last year already has had an impact on the 2006 governor's race," the Arizona Republic reports. "Republicans are having trouble recruiting a candidate, and some say the salary and the lack of a governor's mansion are part of the problem."

The decision could be "one of the shrewdest political moves" Napolitano has ever made.


So it's politically smart only to take pay raises when you're not up for reelection?
[Political Wire: Low Salary Scaring Off GOP Challengers.]

California U.S. Rep. George Miller rents out space in his DC house to other members of Congress, a practice that's not that rare because, I mean, how are you supposed to have a house in your district and in DC? These guys threw away any money they had the first time they ran. But examinations of these living arrangements is the height of journalism. Here's the funniest line from the entry on Miller's congressional hostel:

"My son was interning at the State Department one year and he stayed with us," said Panetta. "The poor kid used to buy cereal to have in the house because we didn't have much food. Schumer used to eat his cereal. If there was any food around, Schumer would eat it."

That's former White House chief of staff Leon Panetta, and current U.S. Sen. Chuck Schumer of New York. So it wasn't just Travis Combs who did that?
[LA Times: At This 'Animal House,' the Party Is Democratic]

Now, I always thought the world of baseball GMs was a genteel place of friendly competition and public smiles. Not so Nationals GM Jim Bowden:

MLB.com: The team has hit a dry spell during the last 18 games. What has been the main problem?

Jim Bowden: A dry spell? I feel like I'm in the desert. We are in a horrible slump. Never have I seen a team collapse after the All-Star break and pitch very well. The team's ERA is better than any other month all year, and we can't win a game. It has been an embarrassment, it has been frustrating. There are no excuses.
...
MLB.com: Recently, you have made it clear that you want Barry Larkin to come out of retirement and play for the Nationals. How much of a difference would he make?

Bowden: Larkin's leadership is important. He is a veteran guy that has been there. I think his presence in the clubhouse and on the field would help this team.
...
MLB.com: What kind of job has he done for you in the front office?

Bowden: He has done a good job for his first year. He would be doing a better job if he takes the field the last couple of months of the season.


Note that Barry Larkin led the league in Leadership Over Replacement Veteran eight times when he played for the Reds, a stat to which most observers attribute his 1995 NL MVP award. Also, his last few years, didn't he still suck even when he was in playing shape?
[MLB.com: Nationals Q & A with Bowden]

Finally, I was worried today that I would have to come up with a way of expressing my feelings on the major AFL-CIO split that went down today. Thank goodness DailyKos came through in the clutch, and I can just cut and paste:

While a lack of unity in the labor movement may seem to bode ill for its future, it's probably the best thing to have happened to it in a long time. The AFL-CIO was bleeding membership and clout and wasn't prepared to enact the sorts of reforms -- heck, any reforms -- designed to reverse the trend.

Among its set of reforms, SEIU has been pushing for redirecting political money back into organizing based on a simple principle -- union members are far more likely to vote Democratic than non-union members. So much so that Mondale actually won the southern, white, male union vote en route to a catastrophic nationwide loss in 1984. So why not make more union members? Rather than invest directly in races (something SEIU clearly still plans to do, given its current efforts to take over the San Antonio city government), it plans on diverting some of that direct assistance into organizing and growing union ranks. That investment will mean 1) more money for future political engagement, and 2) more Democratic-leaning votes.

Whether it works or not remains to be seen, just as whether Teamsters and the other four (dissident) Unite to Win unions (and anyone else) joins a new federation. But fact is, the AFL-CIO is broken and there was no will to reform. And when the status quo won't budge, sometimes it takes drastic measures to shake the establishment out of its inertia.


Seriously, if the vitriol being spewed by the remaining AFL-CIO unions were matched by any plan to bring back union members, I sure haven't heard about it. At least Andy Stern and SEIU have a plan, which I think may actually work. And if it doesn't, that'll be the starting point from which the unions can learn better strategies, so they can find one that will work. Watching membership continue to collapse ain't fixin' a dang thing.
[DailyKos: AFL-CIO to split]

(The Point Judith Country Club, as part of my rockin' country club summer. Look at all them golf carts!)

July 24, 2005

Book Report: The Man, The Myth, The Legend

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Yes, I took this crummy photo, deal with it. From left we have Kentucky state Sen. Daniel Mongiardo, who almost beat Jim Bunning for the U.S. Senate last fall, Tony Miller, the congressional candidate from Louisville for whom I press secretaried last year, some woman I don't recognize, then another former employer, U.S. Senator and personal hero John Edwards, visiting Louisville for a rally and fundraiser and speaking with Kentucky state Sen. and all-around good guy Gerald Neal. Nice group of folks; plus, if you're wondering who Edwards is blocking in this shot, just know that I expect to write a disparaging essay about him next year. See, I love introducing new questions just as I'm answering others. I'll tell you what I mean.

I have yet to meet anyone who didn't enjoy the Harry Potter books. Sure I have met plenty of people who think the Harry Potter books are stupid, and the worldwide phenomenon thereof is pointless, but those people have never read Harry Potter. Everyone who's read them thinks they're great.

I think the naysayers expect something like this, a run-of-the-mill book about evil prophecies and the third full moon and the secret society of No One Gives A Shit. So believe me, I understand when you think this will be yet another book about the supernatural that's been so done to death that it's just impossible to care anymore, and the only people who would read it are people desperate for something similar to Harry Potter before the next Harry Potter comes out. If Harry Potter were like that, I'd be complaining too. Of course, I'd have tried reading one of the books first.

Fortunately, if you haven't read one of the books first, Harry Potter is better than you can imagine. The Harry Potter series, in a nutshell, is exactly what you wish fantasy books had been like when you were growing up. Sure, the magical elements always add to the plot and the atmosphere, never a quick trick created solely as a one-time plot device. In fact, as noted in a great New York Times review today, the Harry Potter series works because of its perfect combination of whimsy and humanity: how endless imagination is mixed with real life. You've got your hidden magical platform at King's Cross, a map that can tell you where everyone is in the castle, a hat that can peer into your soul, and both stairways and paintings that move, but you've also got dorm rooms, showing up for class unprepared, friends sulking at each other, unfair detentions and finally making the sports team only to lose the match when you fall off your broom and wake up in the hospital. J.K. Rowling isn't setting you up here for disappointment: the ominous-sounding titles aren't just dumb concepts made up to sound scary. Rather, each book is named after a central theme in a well-developed plotline that forces Harry into events and discoveries that increase his (and the reader's) understanding of the magical world and Harry's eventual showdown with an increasingly evil antagonist. Put another way, you're not getting ripped off here.

But more than anything, what I love about the Harry Potter books is how easily J.K. Rowling can embrace elements of fantasy with no apparent hindrance. I know if I were writing about an invented magical sport, or entire academic disciplines based on imaginary concepts, or even instantaneously appearing dinners, I would spend all my time hesitating about whether my ideas are creative enough or if I'm writing myself into a corner. Somehow, Rowling just seems to run with it and have the characters react as if they were normal human beings, leaving the rest (I assume) to a really terrific continuity editor. All told, the Harry Potter books are fun and inventive, but more than anything they're really fulfilling. If you've ever thought about ghosts, spells, or magicians, steaming cauldrons, forbidden woods, or mysterious evils, this is what you've been waiting for.

So that's why Harrison's being such an idiot. For everyone who didn't miss the train at 9 3/4, now we can discuss what I thought of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. First I'll run through my impressions of the previous five books, in relation to each other:

Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone: Great!

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Also great, but not as good as the first.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Best one yet!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Even better than the third. An exciting concept with a thrilling, completely unexpected ending that changed the way I anticipated the next three books.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Okay, this one was disappointing; I thought Rowling made a major misstep with the plot here. Personally, I would have had the magical world react to the events at the end of the fourth book in a completely opposite way than they did, i.e. how they wound up doing by the beginning of the sixth book. We all knew we'd be going down this road eventually, so I thought these prevailing attitudes here made it kind of a waste of a book. This is the only time in the Harry Potter series where I've thought, "oh come on, let's get on with it." Also, you can't tell me this book wasn't too long.

So after Order of the Phoenix I was a mite concerned Rowling had lost her touch, and fortunately that's not at all the case. It's hard to say this early out whether Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is the best book in the series to date, but darned if it isn't close. The plot, which again I thought had been stalled for a while, becomes genuinely intriguing almost immediately and goes strong the whole way through. The "who dies" issue basically went as it should have to set up the final book, but the way Rowling made it happen is just fantastic, raising more questions than it answers. I certainly can't wait for the final book, but I'm also thrilled I got to read this one. Harry Potter books are great.

I tell people that I liked The Da Vinci Code so much because Dan Brown does such a good job of continually resolving mysteries while introducing new ones and still leaving open the great central questions of his book until the very end. I should give Rowling credit for doing the same in the Harry Potter books too. In each episode we learn more about Harry or Voldemort or the secret past of major characters, all while the one-shot plotline of each book develops and ends. As a result, I leave every Harry Potter book glad I read it and eager to read more. What am I going to do after the next one?

July 21, 2005

Miyamoto Continues To Rock Hard

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This is one of those "hey, sorry 90% of you don't care" posts, but look at this choice remark from Shigeru Miyamoto during a recent interview:

Miyamoto: "I have absorbed the criticism we got from Wind Waker that the sea was too big and the number of dungeons and caves were too few. The new game will have more dungeons. Many more."

There are better things in this world; I just can't think of any of them.

(And yes, I'm one of those guys that takes pictures of their yard.)

July 20, 2005

Book Report: What Would Jesus Do?

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When I was living in Louisville, Kentucky last year, I remember reading a letter to the editor in the local rag that I found uncommonly insightful. A New England transplant (like me!) was saying how shocked she was, upon moving to Louisville, that her neighbors would ask her flat-out about her religion, often before knowing anything else but her name. As the letter writer put it, up north, we don't do that. Here, asking someone about their religion and how often they go to church and whether they've accepted Jesus Christ as their personal savior is a lot like asking them their salary: it's just personal.

So, a lot of us up here in the liberal northeast don't think of personal religion as something to talk about in public in a whole lot of detail. And, apparently, a lot of folks who vote in elections think you're kind of weird if you don't. What's a national Democrat to do? Fortunately, we have the Rev. Jim Wallis.

Jim Wallis, the author of God's Politics: How the Right Gets It Wrong and the Left Doesn't Get It, is a longtime progressive activist, a self-described evangelical Christian, and the founder and editor of the left-leaning Christian magazine Sojourners. While Wallis's book is not funny, the man himself has impeccable timing, as evidenced by his appearance on the Daily Show this past January. So I like Jim Wallis.

This book had an interesting effect on me. I read it, bluntly, to get some advice on how to talk about religion and morality in a way I'm comfortable with, in a way that would also sound comfortable to people who buy lattes at their 5000-person megachurch. Fair? What's funny, though, is that I read a book by a religious liberal to be more comfortable about religion, and I wound up being more comfortable about liberalism. Let's be honest here: being a Democrat and talking about morality and religion is not hard. If something's immoral, call it that. If you found an awesome Bible quote, use it. People are already doing this: John Edwards says that "budgets are moral documents," which is not only true (it's a list of priorities, like how much money for the poor, how much for Star Wars missile defense, and so on) but taken straight out of Jim Wallis's introduction. Not bad.

Jim Wallis is not the only guy who's written a book espousing a liberal viewpoirt. But the way Wallis does it, using Scripture and the words of prophets, gives his arguments a lot more credence. I have to say I was convinced, and on several occasions. For example, before reading God's Politics I would have called terrorism America's most important issue, and poverty to be the second. Wallis seems to agree, but he frames it much better. First, he quotes Gordon Brown, Labour's second-in-command, that this is the first generation in history with the resources to end global poverty. Again, that's true, but morally that puts us in an awkward position: every other generation could say, "if only," and we just don't have the will to do it. Wallis shows how the discussion is important, too, turning to the eighth-century Jewish prophet Micah, who sees a day in which "nation will not lift up sword against nation, and never again will they train for war, and each of them will sit under his vine and under his fig tree, with no one to make them afraid." As Jim Wallis sees it, and I agree, Micah draws a connection here. To "sit under his vine and fig tree" means not just peace but freedom, a freedom that's not possible for the 50% of the world making under two dollars a day. As an example, let's be blunt: the Palestinians live in shitholes and no one has a job. Do you really think they'd care that much about blowing up Israelis if they all had houses, jobs and cars? A real commitment to global poverty would be our best long-term solution for eradicating terrorism, and the plight of the poor is mentioned 3,000 times in the Bible to boot. (Spoiler alert: that's a lot more than they talk about gay marriage.) So now, personally, I feel the United States and the developed world should take stronger steps to eliminate global poverty. There are other issues, too, like race and the Israel/Palestine continual conflagration, on which Wallis has shifted my viewpoint a bit to the left. I'm still staying away from slavery reparations, but Wallis uses religion to create a very compelling case.

Wallis also brings a healthy understanding of what's going on these days in American politics. When talking about race, he flat-out says that Republicans win elections on fear so that they can usher in corporate governance. Of course this isn't true of all Republicans or all campaigns, but it's ain't as far off as it should be. He also accuses Republicans of engineering what amounts to a nationalist civil religion in which America itself is deified. I never would have thought to consider it that way, but it's exactly true. America is the ideal; America cannot be criticized. But Wallis goes back to the prophets to warn us against us-versus-them thought and deeds, quoting St. Augustine that "the line between good and evil runs through every human heart." So true, so important, and so often ignored.

I do disagree with Wallis on some points. First off, he takes an aggressive view on prescribing morality, which I find to infringe on personal freedom. Political dorks may recognize Wallis's apparent position as the "authoritarian" side of the Libertarians' World's Smallest Political Quiz, which is a pretty bad sign. But Wallis deserves to be taken seriously even here, and I'm sure it's true that raising children these days is often a counter-cultural activity. But I'm not sure disparaging premarital sex is going to solve any of that, and to be honest, if Wallis mentioned any actual solutions to this cultural problem, I don't remember it. (I can't necessarily solve the problem of crap coming out of Hollywood myself, by the way, but I do have one good idea. As I see it, Hollywood writers put dumb jokes into sitcoms and unreasonably hedonistic movie characters not to promote bad moral values, but because they're not very good writers. Why do they spend $100 million on special effects in these movies and pay the screenwriter $50,000? How about you spend $98 million on almost identical special effects, and then spend $2 million to get someone like Stephen King to write your movie? Wouldn't the plot be a lot better? I mean, they did this already with Spider-Man 2, yet there's not even a fad going here. What gives?) Back to Wallis, Jon Stewart said on the Daily Show last week that our so-called cultural cesspool is a natural part of any capitalistic society, and I'm not sure he's wrong. In any case, I definitely think supporting personal freedom has to be a priority of any democracy. How am I wrong here?

Still, the sections of God's Politics on social issues are generally about as liberally acceptable as a preacher of God's word can get. On abortion, he apes Hillary Clinton's positioning (I don't care who went first) that abortion is always a tragedy, and we need to expand opportunities for single women and for adoption so that we can reduce the number of abortions. I think that's an awesome example of common ground on a very contentious issue, and I applaud Wallis for bringing it up. And on gay marriage, it turns out he and I have basically the same opinion: give everyone the same damn civil unions form when they go to the town hall, and let the churches do what they want. (And if anyone says that getting a civil union license instead a marriage license from a dank government basement somehow threatens their bond, I say we kick them in the gonads. Remember, one of them will be a guy.)

So I wouldn't at all suggest that Jim Wallis is out of bounds on hot-button social issues. I disagree with him on a few of the above issues and some others unmentioned, but his presence in the national discussion is great for everybody.
As a piece of writing, God's Politics improves as it develops; the first few chapters were more repetitive than anything I can remember reading, but Wallis's closing is a humdinger. He uses personal testimony to illustrate his conclusion, that hope is a decision and each of us can improve our world now. Again, this is not a unique opinion, but Wallis's stories and the credibility he develops make it much more powerful.

So God's Politics gives me a better perspective on how personal morality can affect our politics. Look at President Bush and his relationship with Karl Rove. Will the president stick with loyalty, his most cherished personal value, or national security, the country's most important issue? It is wrong for Bush to put a personal friendship over the safety of our covert agents, their ability to gather intelligence, and the superior national security that results. So it raises the question: is Bush a good man? Will he do the right thing when it matters most, or will he fall short again and refuse to hold any of his friends accountable? These happen to be times that try men's souls, and I'm not sure our president is shining through. I always knew that didn't mean I hate America, and thanks to Jim Wallis, now I know how to back it up.

(More of the sunset at Lake Winnipesaukee.)

July 19, 2005

relentlessly entertaining computer stuff

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All right, I am in the market for a new computer, and I just sent out an email to some friends to get their feedback. I'm going to post it here to get some more opinions. Bear in mind a couple of things:

  1. Because of law school, I need to get a Windows-based laptop.
  2. I am going with Alienware for the manufacturer because I hear they're awesome and the more well-known manufacturers (Dell, HP, Gateway) all suck. Feel free to comment if this isn't true.
  3. The only TV I own is a small, seven-year-old TV/VCR with a broken antenna that, frankly, I oppose more than John Roberts opposes Roe v. Wade. NYU provides free cable to its dorms (at least this one) so I want a TV tuner setup that will a) let me watch and record cable TV, hopefully to resemble a DVR, and b) let me play my Gamecube on it.

So here's the computer I like from Alienware. Here's the link, but I don't think that goes to my customized model. If anyone who knows me personally wants to look at the customized specs, let me know, but for now here are the major specs:

Intel(r) Pentium(r) M 755 2.0GHz 2MB L2 Cache 400MHZ FSB
Intel(r) PRO/Wireless 2200 b/g Wireless Card
1GB DDR PC-2700 at 333MHz - 2x512MB SO-DIMMs
60GB 5400 RPM ATA100
8X Dual Layer DVD+/-RW / 24X CD-RW Combo w/Software

So there we are. Alienware is currently listing that at $1782. I'd want to get other stuff though, namely:

  1. This external USB tuner for $129. I can route in a coax for the cable, which I think I have, and I'd have to get a $10 svideo cable to get a decent picture off the Gamecube.
  2. An iPod shuffle, which is 512MB at $100. I was only interested in a thumbnail drive at first, but this would also be an mp3 player, which I could theoretically use on the subway, and isn't horrifically more expensive.
  3. An external HD, one of the ones from here. I don't know which brand to buy but I'd like 160GB. They seem to be around $150.
  4. USB keyboard, mouse and gamepad, since this Alienware machine doesn't seem to have the old connectors for my current stuff. Plus, you need a gamepad with a working "right" button if you want to use Jay Buhner's cannonlike arm in Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball for the SNES, so it's time to upgrade that anyway. Yes, I will have time to do this in law school. I find it cathartic.
  5. A USB hub, since this Alienware machine has three ports and I'd need USB for the shuffle, the USB tuner, the external HD, the keyboard, the mouse and the controller, and maybe stuff I'm forgetting. Apparently a normal hub would expand my capacity to six USB ports, which I think is fine.

That runs me over budget, but it'd be one hell of a machine. I'd like feedback on those moral decisions I've made above, plus I have some more exciting questions:

  1. I heard from a fairly reliable source that you can get internal HDs and put them into external adapters. Is this risky? It would be less expensive and more space.
  2. If I did get an external HD, who should I get it from? Does it matter?
  3. Am I getting too much memory? Is there such a thing? And which is better again, 1x1024 or 2x512?
  4. I don't need a better wireless card, right? I'm assuming it would be pointless.
  5. I'm getting a DVD burner as set up. It's $100 less to just get a 24x10x24 CD-RW / 8X DVD Combo; how likely is it that I would use a DVD burner?

Thanks in advance. This may or may not be the post that gets me linked from DailyKos and careers my blog out of obscurity, but, as stated, all opinions are welcome.

(The photo is not a reference to Anne Murray's hit single "Time, Don't Run Out On Me," but rather a photo of the new clock in the cabana. Look at the phone book for comparison; that's a big clock.)

July 17, 2005

Weekend Links

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Because you're going to need something to read tomorrow at work.

Apparently Eminem littered Encore with clues that his last album is, in fact, his last album. Besides the fact that it wasn't any good? [Detroit Free Press]

Closure on a major issue from my college days: that SOB who kept spamming me with inane and extended rants on the Phillies just got his ass sent to jail. Good riddance. [Philadelphia Business Journal]

Rumor has it the Red Sox are trading for Marlins ace AJ Burnett and signing him to an extension. I will be thrilled with this trade as soon as it becomes apparent how it's going to fix the bullpen. [New York Daily News]

Confidential to LLMK (right?): Apparently Scholastic spent Friday turning my soon-to-be street into Harry Potter Place. As long as this stuff continues through winter, I won't mind losing the beach. [Yes, I read Gawker.]

The photo shows New Hampshire's Lake Winnipesaukee at sunset.

July 13, 2005

Because I Love Great Headlines

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Because I love great headlines:

It's reining cats, dogs at meeting

Dog waste at Rose Larisa Park and the spaying of cats adopted at the animal shelter occupy City Council.

Thanks Projo!

For your babysitting attention

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Because I didn't get that part of Family Guy either:

Also points for Family Guy for their shout out to The Herculoids – used to watch those on Cartoon Network back in the day.

Thanks to a blog I found on Google for clearing that up.

Don't, don't, don't let's start, why did we ever part?

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All right, at this point I have to give kudos to my friends Alex and Natalia's brilliant strategy for enhancing their social life. Now, I know, I'm shouting out to folks who will never read my blog, but there's a reason: their Tuesday night cookouts.

Look, I won't waltz around it here: I know a lot of people who don't have a lot of friends around where they're living, and weekly events are a great way to get a social life. Nat & Alex hold a cookout every Tuesday night, getting a lot of food themselves and encouraging people to bring their own stuff. Tonight we made grilled pizzas using about a million different weird toppings; I stayed away from the vegetables and put on ricotta, cheddar and mozzarella, plus sour cream, cream cheese, and pesto to go with straight-up pizza sauce. Now that's good pizza. In previous weeks we've put hamburgers in marinade, grilled provolone by itself and ate it with a fork, and even, sometimes, made hot dogs and put them in hot dog buns with ketchup. Also tonight Alex made some weird mint drink that may or may not have been alcoholic, and I mixed it with a Stewart's orange cream soda. I may not be as good a cook as some members of the family, but I am no less creative.

But the food is not the appeal of the cookouts. Alex and Nat invite all their friends, and encourage them to bring along anyone else. We're about four or five weeks in, and we had a dozen people tonight, four or five of whom I've never met. Of course no one comes every week, but you get a good group each time out, and you make a whole lot of new friends. The two of them have already made plans to continue Tuesday nights even during indoors weather, so who knows how long this kind of event will last.

Really, though, it's a smart move for anyone: hold a weekly, low-stress, low-obligation event, and don't hold it on a weekend. That way people can come without worrying about a whole lot of other plans, leave whenever they feel like, and you get to make new friends while keeping up with your old ones. Plus, since it's happening already with a group of people, you can invite new friends into your life without having to make a big deal or setting a date or changing your plans for them. (One guy I met tonight had been in a class with Alex three years ago, and then ran into him at the supermarket. What are you supposed to do, invite him out to a movie?) I really think this would work for most people who have a core group of three or four friends they could start with. So I think I'm going to give it a try this fall, even if it's for something as lame as study groups. It's a good idea.

Also, today Scott McClellan refused to answer any questions on Karl Rove being the Valerie Plame leaker, not once, not twice, nor thrice - but 35 times. Is the wall closing in on Karl Rove? That would make me even happier than fulfilling my plan to punch Scott McClellan someday when he returns to the private sector. Not as happy as the grilled provolone made me though - you can put oregano in it, and it becomes transcendent. I'm not making this up.

(If the title above sounds a little strange to you, it's from Jimmy Eat World's awesome "A Praise Chorus." Nice, huh? And sorry about the UFOs in the photo.)

July 12, 2005

Match was there.

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Okay, now first off, reread this post if the latest in wrestling news won't appeal to you. Good? Now, from Scott Keith's recap of last night's Raw:

- Edge v. Kane. Nothing happening match rushed to the non-finish, as Snitsky draws the DQ. (Kane d. Edge, DQ, 2:00, DUD). The big story is that Matt Hardy hits the ring and attacks afterwards, drawing the biggest babyface reaction and biggest star reaction he's had in years. He grabs the mic and tells Edge that he's dead, Lita that she's a whore, and the WWE in general that they can kiss his ass and he gets as far as plugging Ring of Honor (I think) before the road agents tackle him and drag him out in handcuffs.

My predictive power remains outstanding, though attentive link-followers will note I've now claimed credit for anticipating the same storyline twice. (And that's the lake by Aaron's place at Lake Winnipesaukee, by the way. See, there's a raft from which to jump off.)

July 10, 2005

So You Think You're In The Middle Of The Ocean?

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In honor of my first refreshing dip in the ocean of the season today (and my second, and the third if the day continues to develop as planned), I will reveal some prior comments on my opinion of the beach.

From The Email, 8/25/03:

so going to RI this past weekend was a total blast... I really needed some perspective too after leading the same routine basically nonstop for five months, so going back home, where not everybody cares deeply what adam nagourney wrote today, really helped a lot. I have some good adam nagourney stories by the way if the name rings a bell. anyway, the weather was perfect and I got a killer tan. well, a killer sunburn anyway. the water was the warmest I remember it either. the beach for me is like my rock, and thankfully not literally. I keep these pictures of it on my desk so I can always remind myself that no matter how shitty my day goes, the beach will always be there. assuming we elect a democrat next time.

From The Email, 12/14/03:

also in the office I put up a couple photos of the beach I go to in RI; I'm not sure if I've ever shown you these pictures but believe me, on a great day there I literally stand there in the water and wonder how on earth I could ever want to be someplace else. anyway, I have the pictures up there as a reminder that no matter what may happen to me down here, I will always have that to go back to. helps a lot actually on the bad days.

From The Email, 4/24/04:

by the way, I am the guy to talk about the ocean. I did grow up on it, but by the time I reached around 18 I didn't particularly care anymore and I was going maybe 5 times a year, despite the beach being literally about four miles from my house. then I spent a summer in the humidity at haverford during the summer - we have no air conditioning here at home, and growing up I never once noticed - and now every time I'm here during the summer I go to the beach, sunny day or not. I remember one summer during college I was back for 13 days and went to the beach 15 times. I totally love it, it revitalizes my spirit every time I go on a sunny day, and every time I go for a walk down the beach I realize how truly lucky I've been to have grown up in such a beautiful place. new england is not renowned as a summer vacation destination, but the water in the summer is fine (about 68 degrees, cold for only the first minute or so) and the beach, the water, and even the town is staggeringly beautiful. every time I'm in the water on a sunny summer day I consciously wonder why I would ever want to be someplace else. the sand is smooth, and there's barely any seaweed or jellyfish too, and nothing in the way of human pollutants. it's really a treat; if I'm ever here during the summer you really should make a visit. also I read my grandfather's one book of fiction a couple years ago, a short novel about a country club tennis pro's assistant learning to grow up or something, and the protagonist would walk the golf course when he needed time to think, and the book talked a little bit about having a place to go to just walk around when you need that time to think. and I thought that was great that my grandfather thought that way, because I walk up and down the beach (about a mile or so between a river - "Look, Michael - a river" "... or a fjord..." - and where the rocky part starts up) whenever I want to be by myself. the ocean, of course, is beautiful at night. and not everyone is so lucky, but the beach club I go to is right on the shore, and having a dinner on a warm summer night, with the ocean right out there, is really pleasant in a way I can't describe. if I don't have a cool summer breeze around me during those months, I really miss it. forgive how much of this is repeated but it's a delight to think about.

From The Email, 8/24/04:

and in fact this trip was exactly what I was looking for, I assume yours was the same. I have already gone on and on about the beach at least twice, this time I'll limit my ramblings to just say that my stress level didn't go down until I finally went in the water. I don't think there's anywhere I'm happier. my grandfather says now, "I've known a lot of people who have left rhode island. they've all come back." also the water temperature was a thrilling discussion this weekend, the club said it was 62 degrees, which was preposterous (I'd say around 66-67) and also we believe this year's ocean set the record for greatest disparity between how it feels when you first step in and how it feels after you've been in for a few minutes. also the waves were solid, not great, and everyone went in at one point or another so it was a good family experience. finally, while friday and saturday were a little cloudy and unfortunate, sunday was terrific. I was in the water on sunday and I honestly thought to myself, "this is the best possible use of my time." I didn't go to the beach today (working and then the flight) but it was another fabulous day, and I got to enjoy it for the brief hour or so I had to just sit around at home. at that point (around 2) the family was all at the beach, except for my grandparents and an aunt who came back early, so we just sat around on our porch. it may be a little unfair, but my grandparents actually built their house on an eight-acre expanse of slowly rolling hills surrounded by lush green trees. I am right that rhode island is boring in winter, but in the summer it is truly beautiful. add to that the complete lack of humidity, and all in all sitting outside on the porch (screened in) is just about the best thing you can do.

It takes a special kind of audacity to repeat the same thoughts over and over with the conviction each time that it's an original remark. I guess that, along with our shared love of baloney and cheese with mayonnaise sandwiches, is something else I have in common with George W. Bush. Anyway, I hope you enjoy these pretty beach pictures I put up occasionally; trust me when I tell you that these pictures are just as good as experiencing the beach itself. Ah, no, I can't even pretend that's true. I may be underemployed with no social life here, but the beach still puts me ahead. (And for the record, today the temperature was 63 and it felt cold for about 15 seconds. There is nothing better than bodysurfing.)

What I Learned Tonight On The Internet

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Because I won't always have my Saturday nights free:

Mary Bono is a Scientologist. So is Liz Phair.

Tonight's Colorado Rockies win is the only 1-0 game in the 11-year history of Coors Field.

Synchronicity is not just a Police album. From Wikipedia's entry thereof:

A well-known example of synchronicity involves plum pudding. It is the true story of the French writer Émile Deschamps who in 1805 is treated to some plum pudding by the stranger Monsieur de Fontgibu. Ten years later, he encounters plum pudding on the menu of a Paris restaurant, and wants to order some, but the waiter tells him the last dish has already been served to another customer, who turns out to be M. de Fontgibu. Many years later in 1832 Émile Deschamps is at a diner, and is once again offered plum pudding. He recalls the earlier incident and tells his friends that only M. de Fontgibu is missing to make the setting complete, and in the same instant the now senile M. de Fontgibu enters the room by mistake.

Once last year I tried putting in three songs at a jukebox in Louisville. The first song went through fine, but the machine wouldn't let me enter the second song, and it left me with no credits with which to even try the third song, much less a backup fourth. So I sat back down, and after the first song finished, the second song came on anyway, making it apparent that attempt had actually worked. Then the third song came on, which, since I didn't even try to enter it, marks it among the most extreme coincidences I've ever experienced. #1, of course, would be when the backup fourth song came on next. Would this anecdote be more compelling if I remembered any of the song titles? I'll assume it was all Hot Hot Heat.

July 8, 2005

Josh Marshall Is Right

There's not much I can add regarding the London terrorist bombings, so let me first thank Josh Marshall's blog for the idea, and then let me quote London Mayor Ken Livingston's statement in its entirety:

“This was a cowardly attack, which has resulted in injury and loss of life. Our thoughts are with everyone who has been injured, or lost loved ones. I want to thank the emergency services for the way they have responded.

Following the al-Qaeda attacks on September 11 in America we conducted a series of exercises in London in order to be prepared for just such an attack. One of the exercises undertaken by the government, my office and the emergency and security services was based on the possibility of multiple explosions on the transport system during the Friday rush hour. The plan that came out of that exercise is being executed today, with remarkable efficiency and courage, and I praise those staff who are involved.

I’d like to thank Londoners for the calm way in which they have responded to this cowardly attack and echo the advice of the Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian Blair - do everything possible to assist the police and take the advice of the police about getting home today.

I have no doubt whatsoever that this is a terrorist attack. We did hope in the first few minutes after hearing about the events on the Underground that it might simply be a maintenance tragedy. That was not the case. I have been able to stay in touch through the very excellent communications that were established for the eventuality that I might be out of the city at the time of a terrorist attack and they have worked with remarkable effectiveness. I will be in continual contact until I am back in London.

I want to say one thing specifically to the world today. This was not a terrorist attack against the mighty and the powerful. It was not aimed at Presidents or Prime Ministers. It was aimed at ordinary, working-class Londoners, black and white, Muslim and Christian, Hindu and Jew, young and old. It was an indiscriminate attempt to slaughter, irrespective of any considerations for age, for class, for religion, or whatever.

That isn’t an ideology, it isn’t even a perverted faith - it is just an indiscriminate attempt at mass murder and we know what the objective is. They seek to divide Londoners. They seek to turn Londoners against each other. I said yesterday to the International Olympic Committee, that the city of London is the greatest in the world, because everybody lives side by side in harmony. Londoners will not be divided by this cowardly attack. They will stand together in solidarity alongside those who have been injured and those who have been bereaved and that is why I’m proud to be the mayor of that city.

Finally, I wish to speak directly to those who came to London today to take life.

I know that you personally do not fear giving up your own life in order to take others - that is why you are so dangerous. But I know you fear that you may fail in your long-term objective to destroy our free society and I can show you why you will fail.

In the days that follow look at our airports, look at our sea ports and look at our railway stations and, even after your cowardly attack, you will see that people from the rest of Britain, people from around the world will arrive in London to become Londoners and to fulfil their dreams and achieve their potential.

They choose to come to London, as so many have come before because they come to be free, they come to live the life they choose, they come to be able to be themselves. They flee you because you tell them how they should live. They don’t want that and nothing you do, however many of us you kill, will stop that flight to our city where freedom is strong and where people can live in harmony with one another. Whatever you do, however many you kill, you will fail.”


Ken Livingston, for the record, is about as liberal as they get. I think these remarks from him really hit the nail on the head.

July 7, 2005

WWJDD?

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As you may have heard, the Sox just came up with the best out-of-the-box baseball idea this year: make Curt Schilling their new closer. Keith Foulke has been mediocre at best at closer all year, all five Sox starters have shown that they can have great performances, and Schilling may still not be 100% rehabbed for a while yet. So while Schilling hasn't been a closer since the Democrats ran Congress, the philosophy is that he's such a good pitcher and such a badass that if anyone can handle a little closing, it's Curt Schilling. Plus, it's a great story: returning ace discovers that team's current starting pitching is so good that he volunteers for opening in the highest-pressure role in baseball? Awesome.

But all is not well for this decision in Red Sox Nation. Good-looking centerfielder Johnny Damon said last night to reporters both that Mike Timlin would be the best closer instead of Foulke and that Schilling wouldn't be the best. I hear (i.e. 12eight) that Timlin's ERA is awesome this year but non-ERA stats are not, but either way, Damon leads me to a pretty good question: why does Schilling have to close? What if we have Timlin close (or at least give him the chance) and put Schilling in regular relief? Heaven knows we could stand to have two successful relievers, and heaven also knows that Schilling's had pretty much the apex of Red Sox glory. Why not give Timlin the chance?

July 5, 2005

The Third-Party Friend Rule

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Great weekend up at Lake Winnipesaukee, with many an opportunity both for sober, wide-ranging reflection and for making fun of idiots who don't know they've graduated from college yet. Certain themes of certain conversations reminded me of my friend Galvin's "third-party friends rule," which I repeat here.

Based on what I've just said, do you care about my friend Galvin? If you know him, yes, and if you don't, I'm guessing no. (Moms excepted from this rule. Hi Mom!) The reason you don't care about my friend Galvin is that simply mentioning someone as my friend doesn't make him interesting. If I tell how Galvin's face turns red after only one drink, that he taught English in Japan for two years, or that he considers Super Mario Land to be canon, that might be interesting.

I mention all this because, I believe, most things most people say about their third-party friends fall under the Third-Party Friend Rule, i.e. no one cares. Did your friend from high school get engaged? Great! I'm sure she's nice. Otherwise, I don't care. Explain why it's different from the other 20,000 people who got engaged yesterday, or stop talking about it. You spent the Outkast concert with some guy named Evan? Awesome! I hope you had a good time. But I don't give a shit about Evan's musical stylings, so that's why I asked you about Outkast.

In sum, here's the Third-Party Friend Rule: if your audience doesn't know the person you're talking about, your anecdote has to be interesting to your audience, not just to you. Also, no one I know who will read this has ever been half as bad as the good folks who inspired this post, so worry you not. Let's just call this a public service announcement.

P.S. My intro on Lake Winnipesaukee counts, because all I'm saying is that I went there. How is that interesting?
P.P.S. Putting up a picture of (L-R) me and Aaron also counts, because I haven't explained who Aaron is, or why I always look so attractive.
P.P.P.S. I hope, by this point, Galvin doesn't count, because I've explained several interesting details and that's pretty much all he's got. Well, except his high-def TV. Hi Galvin!

July 2, 2005

Wow, Do I Hate Peggy Noonan

My uncle and cousin yesterday were talking about my uncle's college thesis. Let me state, for the record, that my kids will never, ever read my college thesis, inasmuch as I, let's say, didn't apply sufficient intellectual rigor to the task at hand. One exception is my acknowledgements page, which I think stands as one of the funniest things I've ever written. Rereading it now, it still holds up, but for now you'll have to live with just this one line: "I also want to thank my suitemates in Lloyd 60s for the frequent distractions. I hope I made no inadvertent video-game references in the preceding work."

I have to acknowledge, however, that my acknowledgements page has one major flaw: I thanked Peggy Noonan. Noonan, Reagan's former speechwriter, really does have excellent writing skills, which proved useful to have around when I was hammering out my thesis. It's a touching story, right? Except that she's a bitch. I admit, I fell for it: she sounds all sweet, happy and good-intentioned, but she's even worse a hypocrite as the rest of the chumps in Washington. Take a look at some choice quotes from her latest Wall Street Journal column:

What's wrong with them? That's what I'm thinking more and more as I watch the news from Washington.
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What is in the air there in Washington, what is in the water?

What is wrong with them? This is not a rhetorical question. I think it is unspoken question No. 1 as Americans look at so many of the individuals in our government. What is wrong with them?


Hoho, interesting questions, Peggy. Why didn't you ask them last year when you stopped writing your column to go write speeches for the Bush-Cheney campaign? What about when you were Ronald Reagan's White House speechwriter in the 1980s? Did you get any insight into what's wrong with Washington then?

Seriously here everyone, correct me if I'm wrong: isn't this like me acting honestly aghast that anyone would have written my thesis? Peggy Noonan has been part of the Washington establishment for 20 years. For her to criticize Washington now is the height of hypocrisy. That's right, I said it: the height of hypocrisy. Thanks for proving me wrong about you, Peggy.

Oh, and P.S.: No posts for at least through Tuesday. Happy Fourth of July!

July 1, 2005

Hey, Remember Abortion?

As I'm sure anyone with a computer, TV or political-dork friends now knows, moderate Supreme Court justice Sandra Day O'Connor is retiring, and Bush gets to nominate a new justice for Senate approval. Two points to consider:

1. Republicans feel burned by Republican-appointed Supreme Court justices of the past, and they are going to go way extreme this time to make sure their nominee stays a true believer forever. Going way back to Earl Warren, a Republican governor before he became Chief Justice of one of the most liberal Courts in history, Republican-appointed justices have tended to drift left over time. Souter is the obvious example these days, but conservatives are plenty mad at Anthony Kennedy (Reagan's replacement nominee after the Democrats, led by Joe Biden, took down Robert Bork). And lest we forget, O'Connor is a Reagan appointee herself. As Ted Kennedy pointed out on a conference call today, if Bush were going to nominate a consensus pick, why have conservative groups raised $18 million already to support the nominee?

2. I have no idea if or when Roe v. Wade is going to be overturned, but conventional wisdom has it that three justices (Rehnquist, Scalia and Thomas) would actually vote to overturn it. Now, that means that the GOP has to get their ducks in a row for both this new nominee and whatever pro-Roe justice (i.e., not Rehnquist) retires next, before we can even think about Roe being overturned.

But just so we start thinking about this now, I assume that the current political climate would support a federal law or state laws across the majority of the country banning abortion. Fortunately, I think this is because the abortion debate has shifted while it's been off the radar screen of the political/media establishment. In other words, supporting abortion is being increasingly equated to supporting killing babies. What liberals/Democrats have to do, should Roe be overturned, is to remind everyone that they oppose abortions (policies to lower poverty among single women would help), but focus the choice on whether you support back-alley abortions. Back-alley/bathtub/wire-hanger abortions will return to American life post-Roe whether social right-wingers like it or not, and if we can claim that we want to keep abortion "safe, legal and rare," and push hard to back up all three of those terms, I think the public will go for it. So the days of not having to fight on abortion may be ending, but it's still a fight we can win.

(P.S. That photo above is Schilling at the PawSox game. Uh-huh.)