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What, too soon?

Motley Fool's headlines are walking on sunshine. Get it? Katrina and the Waves were a band.

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New York temperatures, 11:37am: 83 degrees, feels like 90.

Comments

You're a terrible person. In fact, if Contra were life, I'd jump up too fast on one of those vertical scrolling stages like the waterfall one pictured and drop you off the bottom of the screen, killing you instantly.

And then I'd steal the Spread gun from you, even though you totally called it.

You know, if the Justice League was real, this would be the perfect time for Aquaman to actually be helpful.

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