All-Star Run for Overheard in New York
I'm not even kidding. These are three in a row:
Cabbie: Are you going this way? I'm not turning around!
Chick: What the..? I'm not hitchhiking, I'm fucking paying you, and if I tell you to turn around you damn well better turn around!
He drives away.
Chick: Yeah, fuck you too, cunty Mr. Crack Whore.
Hipster guy: Lady, you need therapy.
Chick: Man, you need to stop sucking dick. And a haircut.
--34th & 7th
Bike guy: Hey girl, I really like your red hair
Chick: Yeah, me too. That's why I dye it. But I don't like it nearly as much as I like not being interrupted when I am tryng to talk to someone.
--St. Marks & 3rd
Queer: But wait, is English a race?
Guy passerby: Holy shit, that's going on Overheard tomorrow.
--Bleecker & 6th Ave