Thank You Microsoft
I recently ran a search on solving a minor problem that comes up whenever I start up the old version of AIM (the new version, Triton, is buggier than a New England summer night) and, happily, wound up on the Microsoft website. I got this hilariously useful error message:
SYMPTOMS
When you attempt to start your computer, an error message similar to the following may appear:
Xmlparse.dll cannot be found.
CAUSE
This error can occur when you have America Online Instant Messenger (AIM) in the Startup group.
RESOLUTION
To resolve this problem, disable AIM or remove AIM from the Startup group.
What, you can't just delete Windows?