Exciting quote update!
From this morning's Hotline (subscription required):
"When bad things happen to good people, it's probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it's probably Jack Bauer" -- Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), in a promo for Fox (Roll Call).
Looks like my least favorite senator is no longer my least favorite senator!
P.S. 24 fans should check out CTURookie.com. Awesome!