What a satirical publication
Everyone knows I'm not a Boston resident!
From the Onion today: "Red Sox Attempt To Break Fabled 'Curse Of Relief Pitcher Curtis Leskanic'"
"Ending the curse against the Rockies will just make it that much sweeter," said Boston resident Terry McMahon. "Not even Curtis Leskanic can stop this team!"
I am ... not sure how this happened, but I'll get to the bottom of it.